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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by Hydrolisk » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:31 am

32. The player of Skittel is lying to you when he/she says Skittel can't burrow with you. Just stand on top of Skittel when he is burrowed and wait. When an enemy comes, don't do anything. Your Hero is actually inside the hole where Skittel burrowed into, so the enemy cannot see either of you.
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Post by Deschain » Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:59 pm

33. Never buy potion; they are for pussies. Real men only use non-faction items. And yes, upgraded items count as faction items.

Another amusing fact: Real men bath in boiling acid and eat knives for lunch after they wrestle with three starving grizzly bears.
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Post by Intoxicated Crayon » Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:35 am

34. Don't rage at your own team or other players, it only creates discontent and disagreement amongst team members about what to do and where to do it. Try to help improve each other by utilizing better tactics and assisting each other so your team succeeds. Rage quitting is never the key...

...Unless, of course... The map sucks unlike yourself :p.


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Post by Cooldood » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:50 am

35. Don't play if your teammate has a chance of getting disconnected 0: )
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Post by Rising_Dusk » Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:26 pm

36. Don't expect your team to be remotely capable at anything. The second you expect more of them than suiciding into enemy players or failing to cast their own spells in the proper situation, you will be sorely disappointed.
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Post by Deschain » Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:08 pm

37. Fact: The better players are the better Kill/Assist to Death ratio they have. Unless they are Dis then it is other way around.
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Post by Cooldood » Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:13 am

Rising_Dusk wrote:36. Don't expect your team to be remotely capable at anything. The second you expect more of them than suiciding into enemy players or failing to cast their own spells in the proper situation, you will be sorely disappointed.
38. If I'm on your team and I pick Verte, quit.

Edit: 38b. If I'm on your team, quit.
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Post by Deschain » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:34 am

39. If Seta is on your team, rejoice.

39b. If Seta and Cooldood are on your team rejoice while quitting.
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Post by SetaSoujirou » Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:40 pm

40. If Seta is on your team, just leave, he can micro the hero better than you ever can.

41. If you are facing Seta, provoke him into leaving by killing his teammates.
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Post by Oxygen » Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:47 pm

42. If seta is in game, play normally. Ego not proportional to skill, studies show.

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Post by Deschain » Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:20 pm

43. Red unz go fastah.
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Post by Final_Pantheon » Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:04 am

44. If you're playing Bane and Kassar is chosen, don't choose a hero. Let the randomiser decide which hero is going to get their head stomped in.
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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by assassingao » Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:03 am

45. If a player named Coury and Assassingao joins up together. You're probably hallucinating.

Exorcise your computer with any prayers you can come up with.

Since my alternate name is...you know, Coury.

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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by Intoxicated Crayon » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:44 am

46.
  • When the odds are stacked against you.

    Rant and complain.

    When you go and die in a 4 hero gank against you...

    RANT. AND. COMPLAIN.

    When you go to solo the enemies base and die...

    RANT. AND. F-CKIN COMPLAIN.

    WHEN YOU OWN A HERO BY LUCK, WITH IMBA, OR ABUSE.

    Rub it in there face until they RQ.

    End Product: A chain RQ which will result in victory or everyone calling you a dumb douche and getting perma banned forever.

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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by Rising_Dusk » Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:40 am

assassingao wrote:45. If a player named Coury and Assassingao joins up together. You're probably hallucinating.

Exorcise your computer with any prayers you can come up with.

Since my alternate name is...you know, Coury.
47. /facepalm
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