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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by Deschain » Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:30 am

17. Do exactly opposite of what previous statement said.
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Post by TheDeathstalker » Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:55 am

18. Even if every other indication in the map screams otherwise, stack boots. You know they're lying to you.
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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by Deschain » Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:20 am

19. The more expensive the item. The better it is. Unless it is cheese.
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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by Cooldood » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:01 am

20. Don't bumrush the hero standing in the middle of a 12 creep strong wave. Again and again, and again.
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Post by SetaSoujirou » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:03 am

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Post by Rising_Dusk » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:12 am

22. You have absolutely no idea what the suggestion above you actually means!
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Post by Intoxicated Crayon » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:25 am

23. ????
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Post by Rising_Dusk » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:35 am

24. PROFIT!
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Post by Psiclone » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:38 am

Wow, this degenerated pretty quickly.

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Post by Kaome Sky Deathand » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:43 am

26. Ignore complaints if you Backdoor...given the chance they would do the same to you.
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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by Deschain » Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:59 pm

27. If at any point of game you die due to your own stupidity and/or incompetence blame someone or something else for your mishap. Blame the mouse, the newb playing Kassar, imbaness of enemy char, your internet provider or even that goat across the street that gives you the funny look.

If confronted with accusations of shifting the blame, scream and use CAPS LOCK as frequently as possible. People are scared by THESE LARGE UNFRIENDLY LETTERS and run away. That way you can still keep your ego despite being a lousy player.
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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by Intoxicated Crayon » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:35 pm

DON'T RESTATE RULES THAT WERE ALREADY SAID BEFORE LIKE ^^^^^^. Rule #14 >:[ (jk)

28. Get all mana regen rings on heroes that use health to cast spells(ANICK) and buy a bunch of well rounded stat boosters(ZODIAC RING) on 100 hp heroes(SOZEN). It's a winnar strategy proven by Failzorz!

Warning, not actually proven. It's a scam to make you more retarded than you already are! shhhhh!


TheReal28. Be around to assist all heroes at all times. Experience and Gold is always nice and by being around allies it helps prevent your them from dying and feeding the other team! In other games where lumber is used, you're bound to get 1 or 2 lumber for helping out! <3
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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by Deschain » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:55 am

No, this one is about excuses. #14 was about trolling.
29. Try ganking four heroes with a single hero. Why are you looking at me funny? Just do it.
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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by 2-P » Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:04 am

29. Try ganking four heroes with a single hero. Why are you looking at me funny? Just do it.
Caliga in 1.13 would have pulled it off. INSIDE THEIR BASE.
30. If you die, leave. It's not because you're a noob, but because the map sucks.
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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by Deschain » Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:33 pm

2-P wrote:
29. Try ganking four heroes with a single hero. Why are you looking at me funny? Just do it.
Caliga in 1.13 would have pulled it off. INSIDE THEIR BASE.
Most concentrated sarcasm is so sarcastic it is actually true. It is called msacras.
31. Enemy of your enemy could be hostile neutral.
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