Wish Corruption

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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by TheIrishPatriot » Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:00 am

Russia's pants fall down at the next party.

I wish for a teddy bear.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Halnodor2 » Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:41 am

A teddy bear a appears before you as you begin to snuggle it you realize you are in school naked and have a massive crowd around you.

I wish time would split at its seams.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Here-b-Trollz » Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:51 am

Time splits at the seams, but unfortunately your pants are made of time.

I wish for a sponge.

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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by TheIrishPatriot » Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:40 am

You recieve a giant sponge, which absorbs you.

I wish for a good book.
Halnodor2 wrote:A teddy bear a appears before you as you begin to snuggle it you realize you are in school naked and have a massive crowd around you.
It's worth it.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by pandamanar » Sun Sep 07, 2008 2:01 pm

A nearby priest hears your wish and proceeds to beat you to death with his "good book"

I wish my map was done
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by ReDSeX » Sun Sep 07, 2008 2:17 pm

It's done. You give up on it and leave as it is.

I wish I'd stop fantasizing and just go for it.

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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Thanatos » Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:32 pm

You ask a guy named Jim out on a date.

I wish there were more smilies.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Halnodor2 » Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:37 pm

More smilies arrive but they are terrible.

I wish I was in a state of nirvana.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by ReDSeX » Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:14 pm

You overdose on crystal meth.

I wish everyone would stop bitching about sex.

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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Thanatos » Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:58 pm

Everyone stops and then they continue their talk about sex.

I wish your name wasn't RedSEX. :D
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by pandamanar » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:07 pm

He changes his name to ReDButtSex instead.

I wish this wish was invulnerable to corruption.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by VZBushkiller20 » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:24 pm

Granted, but for your lack of creativity, we all decide to beat you up and leave you for dead.

I there was more time in a day.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by ReDSeX » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:48 pm

Oh twink you. The world begins to swell and expand. Since it takes longer for the Earth to finish a rotation there is technically more time in a day. Consequently, the whole world begins to collapse as plates break apart and lava seeps out from the Earth's Molten core. Oceans begin to sink lower and lower as the sea floor begins to expand. Cities find themselves ruined and building foundations crumble from the tectonic upheaval.
Rape, Murder, and riots become a norm.
The world as we know it comes to an end.
All because you wanted to add a few more hours to the the snooze button on your alarm clock.

I wish I had an uber sexy computer monitor to fit with my uber sexy lamp.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by pandamanar » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:48 pm

Your uber sexy monitor comes in the mail all broken and it has pieces missing. You should have payed the extra 5.99 for Delicate handling.

I wish Dota exploded.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by ReDSeX » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:57 pm

Granted. It explodes into main stream gaming and is finally the first video game invited into the Olympics.

I wish I could find the new myriad model.

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