Wish Corruption
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- Grandmaster of Grammar
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Russia's pants fall down at the next party.
I wish for a teddy bear.
I wish for a teddy bear.
Read my prose please .
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A teddy bear a appears before you as you begin to snuggle it you realize you are in school naked and have a massive crowd around you.
I wish time would split at its seams.
I wish time would split at its seams.
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Time splits at the seams, but unfortunately your pants are made of time.
I wish for a sponge.
I wish for a sponge.
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You recieve a giant sponge, which absorbs you.
I wish for a good book.
I wish for a good book.
It's worth it.Halnodor2 wrote:A teddy bear a appears before you as you begin to snuggle it you realize you are in school naked and have a massive crowd around you.
Read my prose please .
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- pandamanar
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A nearby priest hears your wish and proceeds to beat you to death with his "good book"
I wish my map was done
I wish my map was done
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It's done. You give up on it and leave as it is.
I wish I'd stop fantasizing and just go for it.
I wish I'd stop fantasizing and just go for it.
Re: Wish Corruption
You ask a guy named Jim out on a date.
I wish there were more smilies.
I wish there were more smilies.
yuuki o misetsuketemo tsuyogattemo hitoei de wa iki.
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More smilies arrive but they are terrible.
I wish I was in a state of nirvana.
I wish I was in a state of nirvana.
Re: Wish Corruption
You overdose on crystal meth.
I wish everyone would stop bitching about sex.
I wish everyone would stop bitching about sex.
Re: Wish Corruption
Everyone stops and then they continue their talk about sex.
I wish your name wasn't RedSEX.
I wish your name wasn't RedSEX.
yuuki o misetsuketemo tsuyogattemo hitoei de wa iki.
- pandamanar
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He changes his name to ReDButtSex instead.
I wish this wish was invulnerable to corruption.
I wish this wish was invulnerable to corruption.
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Re: Wish Corruption
Granted, but for your lack of creativity, we all decide to beat you up and leave you for dead.
I there was more time in a day.
I there was more time in a day.
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Re: Wish Corruption
Oh twink you. The world begins to swell and expand. Since it takes longer for the Earth to finish a rotation there is technically more time in a day. Consequently, the whole world begins to collapse as plates break apart and lava seeps out from the Earth's Molten core. Oceans begin to sink lower and lower as the sea floor begins to expand. Cities find themselves ruined and building foundations crumble from the tectonic upheaval.
Rape, Murder, and riots become a norm.
The world as we know it comes to an end.
All because you wanted to add a few more hours to the the snooze button on your alarm clock.
I wish I had an uber sexy computer monitor to fit with my uber sexy lamp.
Rape, Murder, and riots become a norm.
The world as we know it comes to an end.
All because you wanted to add a few more hours to the the snooze button on your alarm clock.
I wish I had an uber sexy computer monitor to fit with my uber sexy lamp.
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Your uber sexy monitor comes in the mail all broken and it has pieces missing. You should have payed the extra 5.99 for Delicate handling.
I wish Dota exploded.
I wish Dota exploded.
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Granted. It explodes into main stream gaming and is finally the first video game invited into the Olympics.
I wish I could find the new myriad model.
I wish I could find the new myriad model.