Roll to Dodge

[Rising_Dusk]

I think this would be cooler in an RP form than in this forum game form. I mean, I'm calling bias here because when someone says "I win this game" no dice is actually rolled, the host (Hito) just picks a number and says lol@u for your attempt. There's no way he'd have allowed that maneuver to fall to the dice. (And he clearly didn't, he got an epic failure!)

[VZhitogoroshi]

Hey, now, I'm using random.org. :p

I'm interested in what you mean by the "rp form", though. Obviously it's not my retarded plot involving robots. So what aspect of this would be good rping?

Speaking of RP's and conjuring things into existence, the Azul Keys are lonely without me. *drafts post*

[Rising_Dusk]

Well, imagine applying the rolling (Which is the focus of this anyways) to any of the RPs we currently have going. I think it might overload them a bit, but maybe having a simple RP (Non-intricate) with this premise could be rather cool. I never did like D&D, but I certainly think it's funny to see how your journey changes based on how you roll your dice. :p

[Hydrolisk]

(I edited my post.)

[Pigger]

I wait until after the robots are no more to exist. (Unless I can't do anything anymore cuz I'm dead...lol)

[polishgangsta]

to specify, if i can, my trap card eats projectiles and turns them into candy. If that doesn't work, i disable all combustion reactions within 20 km of me.

[Hydrolisk]

(Just a note: the my fragmental explosives do NOT use combustion. They're actually "explosive" in the fact that they unleash a burst of super high and low frequencies of waves/radiation and vibrations, generally "shattering" anything that it comes into contact with. Therefore, they would not be affected by polishgangsta's latest move. However, even if it were to stop the actual explosion, the highly deadly radiation would melt his skull off (more literally, would melt him instantly). Then again, let's just see what we roll... MUHAHAHAHA!)

[Logue]

I shoot the robot targetting me with the gun in my hands.

[VZhitogoroshi]

I am Iron Man.

(5) da da da da da da da, da DA da.

Roll to dodge rockets: Iron Man

Ha. ROCKETS.

I sell the "goods".

(3) You sell your shoelace. You get a shiny penny.

Your robot speeds along attempting to match the speed of your power walking.

i activate my trap card!!!!

(2) Admiral Ackbar tipped them off.

Roll to dodge rockets: 5

You realize that Yu-Gi-Oh is a stupid game. You deflect the rocket with good old fashioned Stratego. You now have Stratego.

I hitchhike away.

(6) You successfully and instantly hitchhike to the opposite end of the earth from the rocket - IN AN ACTIVE VOLCANO.

Roll to dodge volcano: 2

That is very hot. You are hot. Not like, attractive hot - like, oh crap, there goes MY face hot.

I win this game.

[No repeat actions - resolved as "Sit around with a stupid expression on your face".]

You sit around with a stupid expression on your face.

Roll to dodge rockets: 5

You stand completely still and make no effort to dodge. However, you have a copy of Having a Rocket Launcher Weekly Magazine, and the robot, instead of shooting you, comes over and asks to see the "5 ways to get more BOOM out of your rockets" column.

I explode into fragments of infinitesimal tiny explosives that have the explosive power equal to the Earth colliding with Mars while they are both flying at 300 metres below the speed of light toward each other multiplied by the force of an explosion equal to 3 septillion nuclear bombs with a half-life near a million years whose radiation can make plastic melt in under a second even if it were 49 000 kilometres away from the origin of the radiation.

(5) You successfully do that exploding stuff. However, ALL of the force is taken by your crotchplate, which was made out of awesomeite. You are dead. Your crotch-plate is in space and invincible.

The robot assigned to kill you commits sepukku. There's NO WAY he could kill anyone in as awesome of a way as you killed yourself.

I kill the robots with my sword

(4) You walk up and kill the robot trying to shoot you with your sword.

I wait until after the robots are no more to exist. (Unless I can't do anything anymore cuz I'm dead...lol)

(2) You fail to not exist. You are now a ghost. There is no robot assigned to your ghost, however.

I shoot the robot targeting me with the gun in my hands.

(2) The safeties on.

Roll to dodge rockets: 5

The robot tries to shoot you. His safeties on. His embarrassment matrix is set to maximum.

[Thanatos]

I throw the robot that's following me at Logue.

[Logue]

I make the robot targetting me explode telepathically.

[Vchip]

I hulk leap into a nearby lake.

[Daryll-The-Damned]

I kill my robot with the power of Rock and Roll

[iblablaman]

I try to play diablo 3 again

[Pigger]

I haunt Logue.