Roll to Dodge

[VZhitogoroshi]

I summon the God of Rock's magical Axe.

(3) You summon the God of Axe's magical rock. It's pretty small.

I force Dusk into playing this game.

(4) Send him a PM.

I push Logue off a cliff.

(6) You push Logue THROUGH a cliff. He passes through the core the earth and ends up on the other side of the world - which, as you remember, is the volcano by which V-chip resides.

I see dead people.

(1) You don't see anything. You're blind.

I throw Hydro a rope.

(2) You try to throw a rope to space. It's six feet long. Realllly didn't think that one through.

I am the war commander of all bunnies.

(2) There are no bunnies in space. Except for you.

i combine my money with my stratego.

(4) You hustle stratego and get more money.

I create a computer

(5) You create a super computer that magnetically takes the Diablo 3 disk and quickly blazes through the long load times. YOU ARE FINALLY PLAYING DIABLO 3.

I tumble down the hill into a nearby lake.

(2) You kinda just fall. You're by a lake and bloody.

I roll out of the bed

(5) You roll out of bed in Soviet Russia, hitting and killing Stalins zombie ghost sent for communistic vengeance. That was awesome.

(All characters who are not in Soviet Russia should try to get there ASAP.)

[Thanatos]

I get on a plane.

[Die_Dummy]

I power walk to Soviet Russia.

[TheIrishPatriot]

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia gets to Irish.

[Hydrolisk]

I plummet to back to Earth (Russia) with such power that I become an immortal human while I plummet.

[polishgangsta]

i summon wilford brimley!!!!!!

[Vchip]

I Hulk leap off of Louges head to Russia.

[Loki]

I eat this thread. -_-

[Glortex]

I squirm to Russia

[Daryll-The-Damned]

I jet to Soviet Russia with my Ironman powers.

[Pigger]

I destroy Soviet Russia with my amazing ghost powers.

[VZhitogoroshi]

I eat this thread. -_-

(5) Loki ate the thread. All actions that were supposed to be part of this update are suspending because the thread is eaten. It must leave Loki digestive system by some means before gameplay can continue.

[TheIrishPatriot]

I obliterate Loki from all time and space.

[StyrofoamBoots]

I attempt to bring Loki back to life as a zombie minion if he is slain.

[polishgangsta]

i genuflect