Roll to Dodge
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Re: Roll to Dodge
I kill Ford and steal his towel.
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I downleft the world.
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(6) You sprout four wings. And then two more arms. And then a kitty.Pigger wrote:I sprout wings.
Roll to dodge creationists: 1
Jesus comes in on a velcioraptor and smites you. You are now dead. You still have all your weird-ass organs, though.
(3) You start Diablo 3. It has long load times.iblablaman wrote:I play diablo 3
(1) A radioactive spider got you.Daryll-The-Damned wrote:I get a radioactive spider
Roll to dodge Soviet Russia Spiderman: 4
In Soviet Russia...uh...you punched a guy. True story.
[No Compound Actions: Resolved as "I turn hydrolisk into a robot"polishgangsta wrote:i turn hydrolisk and pigger into robots.
(3) He has a metal crotch-plate.
(]No Compound Actions - Resolved as "I kill Ford"]Vchip wrote:I kill Ford and steal his towel.
(5) Amazingly, he teleports into existence right where you happened to be punching at the time. Ford is dead. His towel is on the ground.
(1) You lose this game. You are now dead.TheIrishPatriot wrote:I win this game.
(5) You powerwalk to the gun shop. In fact, though the road is full of things that could hurt you, you go past all of them in a blaze of powerwalking goodness.Thanatos wrote:I walk to the gun shop
(1) You upright the world. The world is no longer crooked.Hydrolisk wrote:I downleft the world.
Roll to dodge melting icecaps: 1
You just endangered the worlds ecology and killed millions of people due to the floods. You are no longer funky.
Secondary Action: The EMP grenades detonate
The computer is ruined (the copy of Diablo 3 ejects into iblablamans hands.) Your crotch plate itches.
Suddenly, robots on motorcycles come and aim their rocket launchers. There is one for each person who has existed thus far - but none for those who do not currently exist (Patriot and Pigger).
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Re: Roll to Dodge
I hitchhike away.
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I explode into fragments of infinitesimal tiny explosives that have the explosive power equal to the Earth colliding with Mars while they are both flying at 300 metres below the speed of light toward each other multiplied by the force of an explosion equal to 3 septillion nuclear bombs with a half-life near a million years whose radiation can make plastic melt in under a second even if it were 49 000 kilometres away from the origin of the radiation.
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(It looks too much like your last action, it wont work)TheIrishPatriot wrote:I win this game.
Edit: I kill the robots with my sword
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Umm, the robots will be shooting at you on your turn. So you may wanna do something about that. Edit your actions if need be.
Oh, and Patriot, he's right - no repeats.
Oh, and Patriot, he's right - no repeats.
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If I'm Iron man, my awesome sexiness shall stop the robots from killing me. Continue!
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