Roll to Dodge
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Re: Roll to Dodge
I spartan kick the robot after me.
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Re: Roll to Dodge
I resurrect myself back into human form as my crotchplate made of awesomite forms into a full suit of awesomite battle armour of total annihilation around my body, fitting me perfectly.
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Re: Roll to Dodge
(1) You throw yourself at the robot.Thanatos wrote:I throw the robot that's following me at Logue.
Roll to dodge rockets: 4
You manage not to throw yourself at the robots or the rockets. Nice.
(2) You give yourself a headache.Logue wrote:I make the robot targetting me explode telepathically.
The robot targeting you turns the safety off.
(2) You trip on the volcano.Vchip wrote:I hulk leap into a nearby lake.
Roll to dodge more volcano: 5
You successfully side-step the volcano. You try not to think about how that happened.
(4) You trash him with metal.Daryll-The-Damned wrote:I kill my robot with the power of Rock and Roll
...get it?
metal?
(No actions requiring intermediaries, you need a computer first)iblablaman wrote:I try to play diablo 3 again
(1) You haunt yourself.Pigger wrote:I haunt Logue.
Roll to dodge scary ghost: 3
Oh god! A ghost! With five arms! And four wings! And a KITTY!
You manage not to wet your pants only because you have no pants.
Madness? No...this is a steel toe boot!Die_Dummy wrote:I spartan kick the robot after me.
...get it?
steel?
(6) You resurrect to the very top of the awesome continuum and then overshoot by mistake. You are a bunny. You are in space.Hydrolisk wrote:I resurrect myself back into human form as my crotchplate made of awesomite forms into a full suit of awesomite battle armour of total annihilation around my body, fitting me perfectly.
Roll to dodge lack of oxygen: 4
You successfully side-step the lack of oxygen. You try not to think about how you just did that.
(1) You're a living zombie, aka a person.TheIrishPatriot wrote:I am a zombie.
(5) In America, you have "In God We Trust" on your money. In Soviet Russia, we HAVE NO MONEY!polishgangsta wrote:i teleport to soviet russia.
Except for you. You are in Soviet Russia AND you have money.
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Re: Roll to Dodge
I summon the God of Rock's magical Axe.
Pestilence :: Rocky the V :: Buz-Ze :: Zen :: The Kid:: Imperius
Re: Roll to Dodge
I force Dusk into playing this game.
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Re: Roll to Dodge
(So does that mean I'm no longer dead?)
I see dead people.
I see dead people.
Read my prose please .
An tÃrghrá Éireannach
- Die_Dummy
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Re: Roll to Dodge
I throw Hydro a rope.
EDIT: on a side note, what was the roll for my kick
EDIT: on a side note, what was the roll for my kick
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Re: Roll to Dodge
I am the war commander of all bunnies.
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Re: Roll to Dodge
I tumble down the hill into a nearby lake.
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