Roll to Dodge

[polishgangsta]

i turn hydrolisk and pigger into robots.

[Vchip]

I kill Ford and steal his towel.

[TheIrishPatriot]

I win this game.

[Thanatos]

I walk to the gun shop

[Hydrolisk]

I downleft the world.

[VZhitogoroshi]

I sprout wings.

(6) You sprout four wings. And then two more arms. And then a kitty.

Roll to dodge creationists: 1

Jesus comes in on a velcioraptor and smites you. You are now dead. You still have all your weird-ass organs, though.

I play diablo 3

(3) You start Diablo 3. It has long load times.

I get a radioactive spider

(1) A radioactive spider got you.

Roll to dodge Soviet Russia Spiderman: 4

In Soviet Russia...uh...you punched a guy. True story.

i turn hydrolisk and pigger into robots.

[No Compound Actions: Resolved as "I turn hydrolisk into a robot"

(3) He has a metal crotch-plate.

I kill Ford and steal his towel.

(]No Compound Actions - Resolved as "I kill Ford"]

(5) Amazingly, he teleports into existence right where you happened to be punching at the time. Ford is dead. His towel is on the ground.

I win this game.

(1) You lose this game. You are now dead.

I walk to the gun shop

(5) You powerwalk to the gun shop. In fact, though the road is full of things that could hurt you, you go past all of them in a blaze of powerwalking goodness.

I downleft the world.

(1) You upright the world. The world is no longer crooked.

Roll to dodge melting icecaps: 1

You just endangered the worlds ecology and killed millions of people due to the floods. You are no longer funky.

Secondary Action: The EMP grenades detonate

The computer is ruined (the copy of Diablo 3 ejects into iblablamans hands.) Your crotch plate itches.

Suddenly, robots on motorcycles come and aim their rocket launchers. There is one for each person who has existed thus far - but none for those who do not currently exist (Patriot and Pigger).

[Daryll-The-Damned]

I am Iron Man.

[Thanatos]

I sell the "goods".

[polishgangsta]

i activate my trap card!!!!

[Vchip]

I hitchhike away.

[TheIrishPatriot]

I win this game.

[Hydrolisk]

I explode into fragments of infinitesimal tiny explosives that have the explosive power equal to the Earth colliding with Mars while they are both flying at 300 metres below the speed of light toward each other multiplied by the force of an explosion equal to 3 septillion nuclear bombs with a half-life near a million years whose radiation can make plastic melt in under a second even if it were 49 000 kilometres away from the origin of the radiation.

[iblablaman]

I win this game.

(It looks too much like your last action, it wont work)
Edit: I kill the robots with my sword

[VZhitogoroshi]

Umm, the robots will be shooting at you on your turn. So you may wanna do something about that. Edit your actions if need be.

Oh, and Patriot, he's right - no repeats.

[Daryll-The-Damned]

If I'm Iron man, my awesome sexiness shall stop the robots from killing me. Continue!