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You know you play too much DoE when. . .

Post by Cold Phoenix » Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:01 pm

1.) You wonder why you don't level up when you beat up younger kids.

2.) You wonder why your hand-made trebuchets can't hit across the world.

3.) You memorize every cost/effect of every item in the map.

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Re: You know you play too much DoE when. . .

Post by shalnath » Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:07 pm

4.) You make stupid topics about playing too much DoE.
"Within every world, there are cultures, within every culture, there are groups, within every group, there are leaders. These leaders are not truly chosen, they are destined, it is their fate to lead, and it is this fate that drives them. Souls yearn to be driven, they in themselves can not direct, however, these leaders are predetermined, by whatever means, to guide the wills and mend the errors of these wandering souls. A forest, cold, cured, flawless, meticulous, and fearful, what drives it, what keeps the balance? The inner beings of all the co-existant creatures swarm together, and every one is guided by another, in more a cycle, then a hierarchy. The eyes of a forest are always watching and guiding, yet the sun never sets on the forest, and it never shall." ~ The Chaos Theory

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Re: You know you play too much DoE when. . .

Post by Cold Phoenix » Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:21 pm

5.) You post in stupid topics about DoE.

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Re: You know you play too much DoE when. . .

Post by Logue » Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:08 am

6.) Your PC boots straight into Warcraft unless you press a key.
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Re: You know you play too much DoE when. . .

Post by The Colonel » Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:01 am

7.) You put on multiple pairs of boots to go faster.
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Re: You know you play too much DoE when. . .

Post by Cooldood » Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:41 am

Logue wrote:6.) Your PC boots straight into Warcraft unless you press a key.
So far only decent one we've got.
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Re: You know you play too much DoE when. . .

Post by Hell_Tempest » Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:34 pm

8. You start giving your friends money to hire a dragon.

(7 Was good too)
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Re: You know you play too much DoE when. . .

Post by Halnodor2 » Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:40 pm

9. Yell SOZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN at your friends for no reason
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Re: You know you play too much DoE when. . .

Post by TheIrishPatriot » Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:20 pm

10. You put on a crown, but oddly, you still wake up at the same time.
11. You expect blond chicks to have bears following them.
12. You expect cripples to get up and move after a few seconds.
13. When stuck in bushes or trees, you laugh manically at the irony, and wait for cooldown.
14. You quite proudly tell your religion class four of the deadly sins.
15. You believe that when you're higher then the other person, or around a corner, people have no idea you're there.
16. You have introduced a new game of freeze tag, where one person can unfreeze everybody in the area, but only if they stand still for 7 seconds.
17. You have traded blocks of wood for pennies.
18. You hate it when your teacher makes you quiet, because potions just don't work when you're mute.
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Re: You know you play too much DoE when. . .

Post by Loki » Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:02 pm

19. When you make up things to make it look like you play too much DoE then with this idea, you made a thread about it.
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Re: You know you play too much DoE when. . .

Post by Kings_Mercy » Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:21 pm

Mmmmm sure do love me some waste of time.
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Re: You know you play too much DoE when. . .

Post by The Colonel » Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:29 pm

I didn't get 10, 13, or 16.

Correct 14. You quite proudly tell your religion class four of the former deadly sins.
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Re: You know you play too much DoE when. . .

Post by Cold Phoenix » Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:48 pm

13 is Rikter's uber fly spell, 16 is Victor's mass revive.


20.) You buy an eye and command it to go around 'spying'.
21.) During a lightning storm you attempt to find Glyphe and slay him before he does too much damage.
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Re: You know you play too much DoE when. . .

Post by TheIrishPatriot » Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:41 am

10 was a reference to the 25% resurection time reduction with crown. Bleagh.

22. You try to stomp on a spider, but find that he has disappeared. You assume he's burrowed, so you might as well just get on with life.

23. You know that those epidemics in Africa are going to be drawn out, and then reapplied.

24. Every time you get a cut, you stomp the ground.

25. You took archery, but quit, because the arrows flew straight.
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Re: You know you play too much DoE when. . .

Post by Kaome Sky Deathand » Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:03 pm

XX) You redouble your efforts during sparring practice when the other guy is bleeding because you believe you will deal more damage.
XX) You stand on your toes and shake your entire body, but are at a loss as to why you aren't any faster or more potent.
XX) You wonder why the entire area isn't affected when you discharge. xD
XX) You question why you aren't healing whilst standing in the sunlight.
XX) You can't ever find a pair of panties that make you faster.
XX) You wonder why you have more stamina than the girl next door when she obviously has a bigger rack than you.
XX) You wear a lot of gold rings but don't have a good healing factor.
XX) You yell at your dog/cat/fish to 'roar' but it just looks at you like an idiot.

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