Creepy Chinese Retard

Discuss anything and everything else you want to here.
Post Reply
Logue
Diabolical Doomsayer
Posts: 691
Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:41 pm
Location: Manitoba, Canada
Contact:

Creepy Chinese Retard

Post by Logue » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:25 am

Take a look at the Chinese woman at this site. Now observe how her dead stare follows your mouse pointer wherever you move it on the screen. Kind of a neat trick, huh? How do they do that?

But that's the least of my questions, the technical mumbo jumbo. The real questions come when you stop moving your mouse pointer and just let her head bob, as the seething creepiness of the life size virtual head that stares back at you becomes overwhelming.

Who is this woman? Is she in danger? If she is not, then why are her eyes so horribly bloodshot? Clearly, she has been drugged by her captors. And every once in a while, when her lips spontaneously part, why does she look so retarded? Is she retarded? Well yes, obviously, so why are the Chinese exploiting a retarded woman for fun and profit? And who does her hair? Are the products that she uses in it available in the U.S., or just in China? How might I get my hair to achieve that layered effect? But do those Chinese hair products... make one retarded?
Image

User avatar
Cold Phoenix
Keeper of the Keys
Posts: 449
Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:32 am

Re: Creepy Chinese Retard

Post by Cold Phoenix » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:56 am

/confused
Your move.

User avatar
Kings_Mercy
Revenent of the Replies
Posts: 311
Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:14 am
Contact:

Re: Creepy Chinese Retard

Post by Kings_Mercy » Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:09 pm

Must be some WoW humor?
Image

TheIrishPatriot
Grandmaster of Grammar
Posts: 1001
Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:01 am
Location: Not Sweden
Contact:

Re: Creepy Chinese Retard

Post by TheIrishPatriot » Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:52 pm

And possibly sleep deprivation. Who else DIDN'T follow the link?
Image
Read my prose please :).
An tírghrá Éireannach

User avatar
Hell_Tempest
Grandmaster of Grammar
Posts: 1291
Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:31 pm
Location: Over there...you know, right there...

Re: Creepy Chinese Retard

Post by Hell_Tempest » Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:30 pm

I fail to see how this is funny.
Image

User avatar
Thanatos
Revenent of the Replies
Posts: 253
Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 12:11 am

Re: Creepy Chinese Retard

Post by Thanatos » Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:33 pm

I don't find it funny either, you fail Logue.
yuuki o misetsuketemo tsuyogattemo hitoei de wa iki.

User avatar
Hell_Tempest
Grandmaster of Grammar
Posts: 1291
Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:31 pm
Location: Over there...you know, right there...

Re: Creepy Chinese Retard

Post by Hell_Tempest » Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:17 pm

OMG> The WoW HAS FINALLY GOTTEN TO HIS BRAIN!!!

Or was that a long time ago?
Image

Logue
Diabolical Doomsayer
Posts: 691
Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:41 pm
Location: Manitoba, Canada
Contact:

Re: Creepy Chinese Retard

Post by Logue » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:43 pm

That doesn't freak any of you out? The way she bobs her head if you don't move your mouse, and just the way she looks at you and how her eyes just seem to roll about inside her head? None of that creeps you out? Well then. Just ignore this whole topic then, and I'll just refrain from posting creepy stuff then :( :(


PS. Maybe it's the fact that I haven't played WoW? I haven't touched it in two weeks.
Image

TheIrishPatriot
Grandmaster of Grammar
Posts: 1001
Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:01 am
Location: Not Sweden
Contact:

Re: Creepy Chinese Retard

Post by TheIrishPatriot » Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:03 am

So he's in withdrawal. That makes sense.
Image
Read my prose please :).
An tírghrá Éireannach

User avatar
The Colonel
Letter Linguist
Posts: 547
Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 12:17 am
Location: NLO

Re: Creepy Chinese Retard

Post by The Colonel » Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:13 pm

Looks like some lady who is sleepy to me, not much else.
Image

User avatar
Hell_Tempest
Grandmaster of Grammar
Posts: 1291
Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:31 pm
Location: Over there...you know, right there...

Re: Creepy Chinese Retard

Post by Hell_Tempest » Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:25 pm

TWO WEEKS? What an achievement. How about we make this an international holiday where everyone goes and gets drunk and stuff. Wow Logue, I must congratulate you.
Image

Logue
Diabolical Doomsayer
Posts: 691
Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:41 pm
Location: Manitoba, Canada
Contact:

Re: Creepy Chinese Retard

Post by Logue » Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:58 pm

Hell_Tempest wrote:TWO WEEKS? What an achievement. How about we make this an international holiday where everyone goes and gets drunk and stuff. Wow Logue, I must congratulate you.
Now, how many gamerscore do I get for it? :D :D
Image

Post Reply

Return to “Off Topic Forum”