Let's try this out. Someone posts a stupid question (an obvious one) and you all come up with witty responses to it. If you post a question, make sure you describe the scene. If you post a response, be sure to quote the question you are responding to.
Here's my scene:
A hospital delivery room. You are married to the woman who is giving birth. Your wife's contractions begin, and you call for a nurse. Several nurses come into the room to help your wife, and one of them calls the doctor who will deliver the baby. The doctor arrives in the room and asks: "Is your wife giving birth right now?"
Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions
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Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions
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"I can't imagine getting hit by a giant rock and not being maimed or crippled or ruined" -Dusk
Logue: Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son believes if it's not there he does not have to wipe.
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Re: Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions
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"No she isn't-And I forget the rest, but your mother is a whore."
I like it.
"No she isn't-And I forget the rest, but your mother is a whore."
I like it.
Read my prose please .
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