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Greenspawn
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Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions

Post by Greenspawn » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:29 pm

Let's try this out. Someone posts a stupid question (an obvious one) and you all come up with witty responses to it. If you post a question, make sure you describe the scene. If you post a response, be sure to quote the question you are responding to.

Here's my scene:

A hospital delivery room. You are married to the woman who is giving birth. Your wife's contractions begin, and you call for a nurse. Several nurses come into the room to help your wife, and one of them calls the doctor who will deliver the baby. The doctor arrives in the room and asks: "Is your wife giving birth right now?"
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Re: Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions

Post by TheIrishPatriot » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:39 pm

[img]A%20hospital%20delivery%20room.%20You%20are%20married%20to%20the%20woman%20who%20is%20giving%20birth.%20Your%20wife's%20contractions%20begin,%20and%20you%20call%20for%20a%20nurse.%20Several%20nurses%20come%20into%20the%20room%20to%20help%20your%20wife,%20and%20one%20of%20them%20calls%20the%20doctor%20who%20will%20deliver%20the%20baby.%20The%20doctor%20arrives%20in%20the%20room%20and%20asks:%20"Is%20your%20wife%20giving%20birth%20right%20now?"[/img]
"No she isn't-And I forget the rest, but your mother is a whore."

I like it.
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Re: Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions

Post by Logue » Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:14 am

Ah, Sean Connery on Celebrity Jeopardy. Gotta love it!
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