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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:31 am
by Hydrolisk
32. The player of Skittel is lying to you when he/she says Skittel can't burrow with you. Just stand on top of Skittel when he is burrowed and wait. When an enemy comes, don't do anything. Your Hero is actually inside the hole where Skittel burrowed into, so the enemy cannot see either of you.

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:59 pm
by Deschain
33. Never buy potion; they are for pussies. Real men only use non-faction items. And yes, upgraded items count as faction items.

Another amusing fact: Real men bath in boiling acid and eat knives for lunch after they wrestle with three starving grizzly bears.

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:35 am
by Intoxicated Crayon
34. Don't rage at your own team or other players, it only creates discontent and disagreement amongst team members about what to do and where to do it. Try to help improve each other by utilizing better tactics and assisting each other so your team succeeds. Rage quitting is never the key...

...Unless, of course... The map sucks unlike yourself :p.


: )

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:50 am
by Cooldood
35. Don't play if your teammate has a chance of getting disconnected 0: )

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:26 pm
by Rising_Dusk
36. Don't expect your team to be remotely capable at anything. The second you expect more of them than suiciding into enemy players or failing to cast their own spells in the proper situation, you will be sorely disappointed.

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:08 pm
by Deschain
37. Fact: The better players are the better Kill/Assist to Death ratio they have. Unless they are Dis then it is other way around.

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:13 am
by Cooldood
Rising_Dusk wrote:36. Don't expect your team to be remotely capable at anything. The second you expect more of them than suiciding into enemy players or failing to cast their own spells in the proper situation, you will be sorely disappointed.
38. If I'm on your team and I pick Verte, quit.

Edit: 38b. If I'm on your team, quit.

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:34 am
by Deschain
39. If Seta is on your team, rejoice.

39b. If Seta and Cooldood are on your team rejoice while quitting.

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:40 pm
by SetaSoujirou
40. If Seta is on your team, just leave, he can micro the hero better than you ever can.

41. If you are facing Seta, provoke him into leaving by killing his teammates.

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:47 pm
by Oxygen
42. If seta is in game, play normally. Ego not proportional to skill, studies show.

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:20 pm
by Deschain
43. Red unz go fastah.

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:04 am
by Final_Pantheon
44. If you're playing Bane and Kassar is chosen, don't choose a hero. Let the randomiser decide which hero is going to get their head stomped in.

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:03 am
by assassingao
45. If a player named Coury and Assassingao joins up together. You're probably hallucinating.

Exorcise your computer with any prayers you can come up with.

Since my alternate name is...you know, Coury.

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:44 am
by Intoxicated Crayon
46.
  • When the odds are stacked against you.

    Rant and complain.

    When you go and die in a 4 hero gank against you...

    RANT. AND. COMPLAIN.

    When you go to solo the enemies base and die...

    RANT. AND. F-CKIN COMPLAIN.

    WHEN YOU OWN A HERO BY LUCK, WITH IMBA, OR ABUSE.

    Rub it in there face until they RQ.

    End Product: A chain RQ which will result in victory or everyone calling you a dumb douche and getting perma banned forever.

    Recommended to be a level 50 troll before attempting! The Douchionary is always a helpful tool for completing trolling tasks!

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:40 am
by Rising_Dusk
assassingao wrote:45. If a player named Coury and Assassingao joins up together. You're probably hallucinating.

Exorcise your computer with any prayers you can come up with.

Since my alternate name is...you know, Coury.
47. /facepalm