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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:30 am
by Deschain
17. Do exactly opposite of what previous statement said.

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:55 am
by TheDeathstalker
18. Even if every other indication in the map screams otherwise, stack boots. You know they're lying to you.

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:20 am
by Deschain
19. The more expensive the item. The better it is. Unless it is cheese.

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:01 am
by Cooldood
20. Don't bumrush the hero standing in the middle of a 12 creep strong wave. Again and again, and again.

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:03 am
by SetaSoujirou
21. You make internet friends and realize they're as good as your real friends.

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:12 am
by Rising_Dusk
22. You have absolutely no idea what the suggestion above you actually means!

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:25 am
by Intoxicated Crayon
23. ????

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:35 am
by Rising_Dusk
24. PROFIT!

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:38 am
by Psiclone
Wow, this degenerated pretty quickly.

25. KSing is like drugs; it's never cool, but the temptation is so prevalent that every once and a while you slip into it accidentally.

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:43 am
by Kaome Sky Deathand
26. Ignore complaints if you Backdoor...given the chance they would do the same to you.

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:59 pm
by Deschain
27. If at any point of game you die due to your own stupidity and/or incompetence blame someone or something else for your mishap. Blame the mouse, the newb playing Kassar, imbaness of enemy char, your internet provider or even that goat across the street that gives you the funny look.

If confronted with accusations of shifting the blame, scream and use CAPS LOCK as frequently as possible. People are scared by THESE LARGE UNFRIENDLY LETTERS and run away. That way you can still keep your ego despite being a lousy player.

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:35 pm
by Intoxicated Crayon
DON'T RESTATE RULES THAT WERE ALREADY SAID BEFORE LIKE ^^^^^^. Rule #14 >:[ (jk)

28. Get all mana regen rings on heroes that use health to cast spells(ANICK) and buy a bunch of well rounded stat boosters(ZODIAC RING) on 100 hp heroes(SOZEN). It's a winnar strategy proven by Failzorz!

Warning, not actually proven. It's a scam to make you more retarded than you already are! shhhhh!


TheReal28. Be around to assist all heroes at all times. Experience and Gold is always nice and by being around allies it helps prevent your them from dying and feeding the other team! In other games where lumber is used, you're bound to get 1 or 2 lumber for helping out! <3

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:55 am
by Deschain

No, this one is about excuses. #14 was about trolling.
29. Try ganking four heroes with a single hero. Why are you looking at me funny? Just do it.

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:04 am
by 2-P

29. Try ganking four heroes with a single hero. Why are you looking at me funny? Just do it.
Caliga in 1.13 would have pulled it off. INSIDE THEIR BASE.
30. If you die, leave. It's not because you're a noob, but because the map sucks.

Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:33 pm
by Deschain

2-P wrote:
29. Try ganking four heroes with a single hero. Why are you looking at me funny? Just do it.
Caliga in 1.13 would have pulled it off. INSIDE THEIR BASE.
Most concentrated sarcasm is so sarcastic it is actually true. It is called msacras.
31. Enemy of your enemy could be hostile neutral.