How to play a AoS...for noobs

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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by Pigger » Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:23 pm

48. Limber up.

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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by TheDeathstalker » Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:12 pm

Pigger wrote:48. Limber up.
49. However, you can skip the Double Tap.
And though you come out of each gruelling bout,
All broken and beaten and scarred,
Just have one more try—it’s dead easy to die,
It’s the keeping-on-living that’s hard.

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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by Intoxicated Crayon » Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:31 pm

50.
  • Whenever you have a kill streak, death streak, die to the same guy, or kill the same guy up to 5 or to any multiple of 5... Treat it like a national holiday and troll about it to bother the person.

    UHM HEY. IT'S OUR 5th ANNIVERSARY OF YOU DYING. NUB.

    50th tip... yayyyyy!
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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by 2-P » Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:17 am

51. If you want to be a douche and insult people do it on battle net, but don't take that crap to a forum. =)
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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by Deschain » Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:49 pm

52. Leaving has no justification in "It will balance the teams". When asked to leave by majority fellow teammates do so. No need to stay there where you are unwanted.
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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by Kurogamon » Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:34 pm

53. "Noob" is a compliment. Keep doing whatever you were doing.
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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by Here-b-Trollz » Fri Nov 27, 2009 2:32 am

54. All AoSes are a rip of DotA, but with less items.

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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by Deschain » Fri Nov 27, 2009 6:43 am

55. Use items that silence your opponent preventing enemies from casting spell. Don't use silence on units that rely on physical damage.
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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by Cooldood » Fri Nov 27, 2009 6:55 am

^ Unless it stops physical attacks too.
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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by Deschain » Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:45 am

56. Gummy bears offer good protection against glass shards.
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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by Jericho Veronus » Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:02 pm

57. Don't pet the burning dog.
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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by Loki » Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:05 pm

58. Obey the eternal law of Kingler.
Let's do what comes naturally
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Re: How to play a AoS...for noobs

Post by Meliarune » Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:10 pm

59. Compare everything the map has to offer to DotA, and how the latter is vastly superior in every way. If your K/D ratio is negative, and moreso if you lose the game, challenge any player who seemed to have it out for you in a DotA 1v1 and show them your Stormbolt skills.
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