How to play a AoS...for noobs
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17. Do exactly opposite of what previous statement said.
Those who seek war deserve for the war to find them.
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18. Even if every other indication in the map screams otherwise, stack boots. You know they're lying to you.
And though you come out of each gruelling bout,
All broken and beaten and scarred,
Just have one more try—it’s dead easy to die,
It’s the keeping-on-living that’s hard.
All broken and beaten and scarred,
Just have one more try—it’s dead easy to die,
It’s the keeping-on-living that’s hard.
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19. The more expensive the item. The better it is. Unless it is cheese.
Those who seek war deserve for the war to find them.
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20. Don't bumrush the hero standing in the middle of a 12 creep strong wave. Again and again, and again.
Let the music flow through your soul
Walk the road, see the sights, cos boy, you aint coming back!
Walk the road, see the sights, cos boy, you aint coming back!
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21. You make internet friends and realize they're as good as your real friends.
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No I'm not a troll.
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22. You have absolutely no idea what the suggestion above you actually means!
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24. PROFIT!
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Wow, this degenerated pretty quickly.
25. KSing is like drugs; it's never cool, but the temptation is so prevalent that every once and a while you slip into it accidentally.
25. KSing is like drugs; it's never cool, but the temptation is so prevalent that every once and a while you slip into it accidentally.
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26. Ignore complaints if you Backdoor...given the chance they would do the same to you.
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Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion,
simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness.
Soon we shall be One...joined in the Word.
Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion,
simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness.
Soon we shall be One...joined in the Word.
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27. If at any point of game you die due to your own stupidity and/or incompetence blame someone or something else for your mishap. Blame the mouse, the newb playing Kassar, imbaness of enemy char, your internet provider or even that goat across the street that gives you the funny look.
If confronted with accusations of shifting the blame, scream and use CAPS LOCK as frequently as possible. People are scared by THESE LARGE UNFRIENDLY LETTERS and run away. That way you can still keep your ego despite being a lousy player.
If confronted with accusations of shifting the blame, scream and use CAPS LOCK as frequently as possible. People are scared by THESE LARGE UNFRIENDLY LETTERS and run away. That way you can still keep your ego despite being a lousy player.
Those who seek war deserve for the war to find them.
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DON'T RESTATE RULES THAT WERE ALREADY SAID BEFORE LIKE ^^^^^^. Rule #14 >:[ (jk)
28. Get all mana regen rings on heroes that use health to cast spells(ANICK) and buy a bunch of well rounded stat boosters(ZODIAC RING) on 100 hp heroes(SOZEN). It's a winnar strategy proven by Failzorz!
Warning, not actually proven. It's a scam to make you more retarded than you already are! shhhhh!
TheReal28. Be around to assist all heroes at all times. Experience and Gold is always nice and by being around allies it helps prevent your them from dying and feeding the other team! In other games where lumber is used, you're bound to get 1 or 2 lumber for helping out!
28. Get all mana regen rings on heroes that use health to cast spells(ANICK) and buy a bunch of well rounded stat boosters(ZODIAC RING) on 100 hp heroes(SOZEN). It's a winnar strategy proven by Failzorz!
Warning, not actually proven. It's a scam to make you more retarded than you already are! shhhhh!
TheReal28. Be around to assist all heroes at all times. Experience and Gold is always nice and by being around allies it helps prevent your them from dying and feeding the other team! In other games where lumber is used, you're bound to get 1 or 2 lumber for helping out!
English should not be a prerequisite for intelligence,
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Those who seek war deserve for the war to find them.
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Humans don't have the patience to wait even ten minutes for something!
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Those who seek war deserve for the war to find them.