HOW THE F*CK DO YOU SLEEP
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I will try to keep these things in mind for the next time the sun of madness breaks the horizon.
Many thanks.
Many thanks.
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http://sovietrussia.org/f/src/tetoris.swf
This helps...
This helps...
I play TF2.
Ok, so I live on TF2...
Ok, so I live on TF2...
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Pfffff, took me only 7 minutes...Glortex wrote:http://sovietrussia.org/f/src/tetoris.swf
This helps...
http://www.fototube.pl/pictures/tetris.png
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LOL
I held down my DOWN arrow key and then switched tabs. It's randomly dropping things now... Hehehe.
I held down my DOWN arrow key and then switched tabs. It's randomly dropping things now... Hehehe.
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How the hell does Tetris relate to sleeping?
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lol. I barely sleep. I deprive myself of hours of sleep because I'm a dumbfuck. Lrn to sleep srsly.
I sleep at 11 pm - 1 am and wake up at 5:55 am. No matter what. Unless it is the weekends :p. I wake up at 7 then. PROOOOO.
I fall asleep by watching tv for a second, my eyes get fatigue and I sleep. lawl. They get fatigued from my computer too but meh... Yeah. GL sleeping lol ya know. Days after you made the complaint lawl.
And tetris. IT DEPRIVES YOU OF TEH SLEEP. Here that theme song and your brainz will sing all night.
I sleep at 11 pm - 1 am and wake up at 5:55 am. No matter what. Unless it is the weekends :p. I wake up at 7 then. PROOOOO.
I fall asleep by watching tv for a second, my eyes get fatigue and I sleep. lawl. They get fatigued from my computer too but meh... Yeah. GL sleeping lol ya know. Days after you made the complaint lawl.
And tetris. IT DEPRIVES YOU OF TEH SLEEP. Here that theme song and your brainz will sing all night.
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Holy crap, supar tetris.
My advice is read a fairly boring book you're interested in. The interest keeps you reading, the monotony gets you to fall asleep. Just remember that your main goal was falling asleep, not reading.
My advice is read a fairly boring book you're interested in. The interest keeps you reading, the monotony gets you to fall asleep. Just remember that your main goal was falling asleep, not reading.
Can you hear them?
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You're like my granddad. He falls asleep while watching TV, but if you turn off the TV, he'll wake up.Intoxicated Crayon wrote:I fall asleep by watching tv for a second, my eyes get fatigue and I sleep. lawl.
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What happened to the good ol lay down on your bed and count sheep.
Let's do what comes naturally
I'll be waiting in Haven.
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I'm counting pandas. ^_^
Humans don't have the patience to wait even ten minutes for something!
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Insomnia is something I have in spades.
Usually it is not a problem...I work mid to evening shifts to ensure I get enough rest.
However, in the event that I do have things to do before noon this is how I will myself to sleep.
First, I will do all the pre-bed stuff, brush my teeth, use the bathroom, ensure my alarm is active, whatever.
Then I will pump out ten to fifteen push-ups so I can feel the blood flow through my veins.
Then I will slide out of my jeans and socks, crack just about everything on my upper body, crawl into bed and focus.
I will envision the blood slowing down, I will 'feel' it happening in my veins...the once rapid flow now gripped by hands of ice...the tumult of blood cells slowing, slowing...becoming a dance...a slow, slow dance...I can quite literally feel my body slowing down. My breathing comes in slow shallow breaths after one or two big sighs...a last breath before dying.
I let my mind drift like a leaf on the sea of doubt before becoming solid...a stone...I sink into that sea and let sleep take me.
My eyes are closed now, but I still see the shades of gray...the waves crash over me, far above...so far...so very far away...almost rhythmic...like a slowly beating heart...my heart...so dark now...the heart stops...
I am asleep.
The downside to this method is that you will wake up very slowly...so set your alarm ahead an extra few minutes...or set two alarms like I do. One an hour or hour and a half before your actual alarm so your body starts 'rebooting' before you actually have to get up.
Warning: Side Effects for Kaosis may include sleeping sickness and lethargy. Please use as directed and do not exceed prescribed dosage. Do not use Kaosis if you are pregnant or about to be pregnant as that is UNFORGIVABLE. Consult the Deathand for use in children under the age of 12. Do not let your animal friends use Kaosis as they will not be able to wake up ever again. Do not use Kaosis if you have to operate machinery right after awakening. Kaosis may be the answer you need!
Usually it is not a problem...I work mid to evening shifts to ensure I get enough rest.
However, in the event that I do have things to do before noon this is how I will myself to sleep.
First, I will do all the pre-bed stuff, brush my teeth, use the bathroom, ensure my alarm is active, whatever.
Then I will pump out ten to fifteen push-ups so I can feel the blood flow through my veins.
Then I will slide out of my jeans and socks, crack just about everything on my upper body, crawl into bed and focus.
I will envision the blood slowing down, I will 'feel' it happening in my veins...the once rapid flow now gripped by hands of ice...the tumult of blood cells slowing, slowing...becoming a dance...a slow, slow dance...I can quite literally feel my body slowing down. My breathing comes in slow shallow breaths after one or two big sighs...a last breath before dying.
I let my mind drift like a leaf on the sea of doubt before becoming solid...a stone...I sink into that sea and let sleep take me.
My eyes are closed now, but I still see the shades of gray...the waves crash over me, far above...so far...so very far away...almost rhythmic...like a slowly beating heart...my heart...so dark now...the heart stops...
I am asleep.
The downside to this method is that you will wake up very slowly...so set your alarm ahead an extra few minutes...or set two alarms like I do. One an hour or hour and a half before your actual alarm so your body starts 'rebooting' before you actually have to get up.
Warning: Side Effects for Kaosis may include sleeping sickness and lethargy. Please use as directed and do not exceed prescribed dosage. Do not use Kaosis if you are pregnant or about to be pregnant as that is UNFORGIVABLE. Consult the Deathand for use in children under the age of 12. Do not let your animal friends use Kaosis as they will not be able to wake up ever again. Do not use Kaosis if you have to operate machinery right after awakening. Kaosis may be the answer you need!
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simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness.
Soon we shall be One...joined in the Word.
Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion,
simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness.
Soon we shall be One...joined in the Word.
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Not all of us have your concentration. Would be interesting to try though.
Can you hear them?