HOW THE F*CK DO YOU SLEEP

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Re: HOW THE F*CK DO YOU SLEEP

Post by Hydrolisk » Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:29 pm

I will try to keep these things in mind for the next time the sun of madness breaks the horizon.

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Re: HOW THE F*CK DO YOU SLEEP

Post by Glortex » Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:03 am

I play TF2.
Ok, so I live on TF2...

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Re: HOW THE F*CK DO YOU SLEEP

Post by andriejj » Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:38 am

Glortex wrote:http://sovietrussia.org/f/src/tetoris.swf
This helps...
Pfffff, took me only 7 minutes...
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Re: HOW THE F*CK DO YOU SLEEP

Post by Glortex » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:59 pm

Try doing lines. D:
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Re: HOW THE F*CK DO YOU SLEEP

Post by Hydrolisk » Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:27 pm

LOL

I held down my DOWN arrow key and then switched tabs. It's randomly dropping things now... Hehehe.
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Re: HOW THE F*CK DO YOU SLEEP

Post by Thanatos » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:26 am

How the hell does Tetris relate to sleeping?
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Re: HOW THE F*CK DO YOU SLEEP

Post by Intoxicated Crayon » Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:01 am

lol. I barely sleep. I deprive myself of hours of sleep because I'm a dumbfuck. Lrn to sleep srsly.

I sleep at 11 pm - 1 am and wake up at 5:55 am. No matter what. Unless it is the weekends :p. I wake up at 7 then. PROOOOO.

I fall asleep by watching tv for a second, my eyes get fatigue and I sleep. lawl. They get fatigued from my computer too but meh... Yeah. GL sleeping lol ya know. Days after you made the complaint lawl.



And tetris. IT DEPRIVES YOU OF TEH SLEEP. Here that theme song and your brainz will sing all night.
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Re: HOW THE F*CK DO YOU SLEEP

Post by Kurogamon » Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:55 pm

Holy crap, supar tetris.

My advice is read a fairly boring book you're interested in. The interest keeps you reading, the monotony gets you to fall asleep. Just remember that your main goal was falling asleep, not reading.
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Re: HOW THE F*CK DO YOU SLEEP

Post by andriejj » Sun Mar 29, 2009 5:12 am

Intoxicated Crayon wrote:I fall asleep by watching tv for a second, my eyes get fatigue and I sleep. lawl.
You're like my granddad. He falls asleep while watching TV, but if you turn off the TV, he'll wake up.

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Re: HOW THE F*CK DO YOU SLEEP

Post by Loki » Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:08 am

What happened to the good ol lay down on your bed and count sheep.
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Re: HOW THE F*CK DO YOU SLEEP

Post by 2-P » Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:42 am

I'm counting pandas. ^_^
Humans don't have the patience to wait even ten minutes for something!

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Re: HOW THE F*CK DO YOU SLEEP

Post by Logue » Sat Apr 04, 2009 6:38 pm

Oxygen wrote:Oh yeah, and shit
That's what I do anyway.
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Re: HOW THE F*CK DO YOU SLEEP

Post by Kaome Sky Deathand » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:49 pm

Insomnia is something I have in spades.
Usually it is not a problem...I work mid to evening shifts to ensure I get enough rest.
However, in the event that I do have things to do before noon this is how I will myself to sleep.

First, I will do all the pre-bed stuff, brush my teeth, use the bathroom, ensure my alarm is active, whatever.
Then I will pump out ten to fifteen push-ups so I can feel the blood flow through my veins.
Then I will slide out of my jeans and socks, crack just about everything on my upper body, crawl into bed and focus.

I will envision the blood slowing down, I will 'feel' it happening in my veins...the once rapid flow now gripped by hands of ice...the tumult of blood cells slowing, slowing...becoming a dance...a slow, slow dance...I can quite literally feel my body slowing down. My breathing comes in slow shallow breaths after one or two big sighs...a last breath before dying.
I let my mind drift like a leaf on the sea of doubt before becoming solid...a stone...I sink into that sea and let sleep take me.
My eyes are closed now, but I still see the shades of gray...the waves crash over me, far above...so far...so very far away...almost rhythmic...like a slowly beating heart...my heart...so dark now...the heart stops...

I am asleep.

The downside to this method is that you will wake up very slowly...so set your alarm ahead an extra few minutes...or set two alarms like I do. One an hour or hour and a half before your actual alarm so your body starts 'rebooting' before you actually have to get up.

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Re: HOW THE F*CK DO YOU SLEEP

Post by Kurogamon » Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:36 pm

Not all of us have your concentration. Would be interesting to try though.
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