you have been playing too much warcraft 3 when...

[Purple Drake]

1. When you get a drink of water, you say "Ahhh, the oasis at last!"
2. You have analyzed every inch of the orc movie and concluded that grom hellscream did not actually die.
3. You call your dad "King", your girlfriend "Jaina", your best friend "Kel'thuzard', your teacher "Uther", and the bully "Mal'Ganis"
4. You try to revive the dark elf race.
5. You have memorized the lyrics to "Power of the Horde"
6. When you are threatened, you shout "WHOSYOURDADDY!!!" and run.
7. You call soda drinks "Potions of Mana" and when you buy them you insit on paying in gold.
8. You poke random wild animals, yelling "WHY WON'T YOU EXPLODE???"
9. You dress up as Thrall for haloween.
10. You try to raise skeletons out of graveyards.
11. You suceed at raising skeletons out of graveyards.
12. You explain to people the odvious difference between a red dragon and a red drake.
13. You write triggers that are 3 pages long and use over 40 variables.
14. You try to make the next big DoTa.
15. Your battlenet username is Blizzardfan1363
16. Your teacher dosen't send you to detention; He casts "Entangling Roots" on you.
17. You aregue with your parents that using sleep on yourself is not a good strategy.
18. you say to your town mayor, "Where the heck is the blacksmith?"
19. You call the convience store an arcane vault.
20. You don't understand why your armpit smell dosen't kill enemy units like disease cloud.
21. You try to tkae money from a bank to a town hall and explain that you are harvesting resources.
22. For your class project, you tell the kids that global overpopulation is throwing our upkeep level way out of balance.
23. You ride a horse with a blue cape and when people ask, you say with a sooty reply, "I am a royal Archmage of Dalaran."
24. You have made a World of Warcraft map.
25. You call enviromentalits night elves.
26. You try to slaughter a village because you believe that it's inhabitants are plagued by the undead.
27. You worship Sargares, Ner'zhul, Archimonde, Kil;jaden, or any other demon god.
28. You are afraid of deep water.
29. You try to learn a hero ability.
30. You say Murlocs are your favorite seafood
31. When you do a boy scout hike, you look for Mountain Kings
32. When on an African Safari, you look for Gnolls instead of hyenas
33. You call your track sprint "Wind Walk"
34. When you take a test you didn't study for, you say "Not enough mana"
35. Your favorite zookeeper is Rexxar
36. You think Jamacians have tusks and mohawks
37. You say "iseedeadpeople" when you can't find your homework
38. When bullies hit you, you say "Our forces are under attack!"
39. Your favorite car is a Dragoon (oh, wait....that's Starcraft)
40. You call your room "Sanctuary" (oh, wait....that's Diablo)
41. You try to turn your ipod on by saying "tenthleveltaurenchieftain"
42. When people ask why you don't pick on girls, you say: "Cannot target female units."
43. You order ants to build farms and barracks for you.
44. You don't belive in ghosts; they are called VOIDWALKERS!!! DUHH!!!
45. When giong on forest treks, you warn your troop about satyres.
46. When people TP your house, you excliam, "Our town is under attack!"
47. You think, Who need lemonade stands when you have greedisgood 9999999?
48. You bought a styrafome version of frostmourne on Ebay for 9856$
49. You try to run away from home, thinking that it'll be night in 4 minutes.
50. You have read this list all the way up to here.

[Hell_Tempest]

16 and down are win.

Hats off to you, good sir.

[The Colonel]

I like 21 the most, if only I could get away with the robbery, then I'd so totally do that, but oh well.

I also like 17.

[pandamanar]

99. You scream "Zug-Zug" when a person pokes you on facebook

[erwtenpeller]

my favorite zoo keeper is rexxar

and 51: You proclaim point 4 invalid becouse warcraft never had and never will have a dark erf race.

[Rising_Dusk]

I wonder what a Murloc would taste like..

[andriejj]

Like a frog, obviously.

[Rising_Dusk]

Hrm.. Never had frog.

[erwtenpeller]

i bet it tastes like chicken.

[The Colonel]

I've actually had frog, it's not the same as chicken by a long shot, but I do suppose the closest thing to it's taste is chicken.

It is unique.

[erwtenpeller]

thats what your mom said to me last night.

zoom zoom zoooooom

[Hell_Tempest]

thats what your mom said to me last night.

zoom zoom zoooooom

Hey, that's my line!

XX. Instead of logging on to your computer you connect to B.Net.
XX. You don't live, you ladder.
XX. You call your boss at work Ner`zhul.

[LightburneR]

When you have a delayed reaction you call it lag; When you space out, you call it "Disconnected from Battle.net".
You think you can break down a wall by attacking it with a Pickaxe. xD (Woot Milta Rush!)

"12. You explain to people the odvious difference between a red dragon and a red drake. " -- Duh! It's the spelling!

[SetaSoujirou]

5. You have memorized the lyrics to "Power of the Horde"

I'd like to point out that I remembered the lyrics of "Power of the Horde" without playing WC3, thank you very much.