scary human's birthday!

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scary human's birthday!

Post by Blankie » Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:12 pm

it's scary human's birthday!

but where is my cake?

...and I've always wondered, why do humans only allow each other to drink after turning 21? how do you live so long without water? I admit it doesn't taste like much, and those water bottles are a little demeaning, but...

well, it's not the first thing about humans that doesn't make sense to me.

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Re: scary human's birthday!

Post by Loki » Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:21 pm

ZOMG BLANKIE. <3!!!
Am cakez! CAKEZ
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Re: scary human's birthday!

Post by Hell_Tempest » Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:24 pm

ZOMG!!! A BLANKIE!!

CAKE NAO!

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Re: scary human's birthday!

Post by Kaome Sky Deathand » Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:49 pm

It's only drinks that are 'harmful' that people put an age limit on Herr Blankie.
Stuff little chitlins could die if they drank and older chitlins kill braincells on.

Turning 21 does very little for me...
I hardly touch the stuff outside the kitchen.
It's just another day.
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Re: scary human's birthday!

Post by Blankie » Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:22 am

just another day to you... just another cake to me!

::Blankie happily eats the two cakes provided for him by the forum humans::

but I didn't know food or drink could be bad for you... well, except tasting bad that is!

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Re: scary human's birthday!

Post by Hell_Tempest » Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:01 am

But they can, Blankie! The "drinks" we specify in these laws have alcohol in them, which impairs the senses and is why we limit the age to 21.
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Re: scary human's birthday!

Post by polishgangsta » Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:35 pm

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not cake but....
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Re: scary human's birthday!

Post by Blankie » Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:28 pm

::Blankie examines the unfamiliar liquid carefully, pawing around the glass, peering at it, and finally sniffing the contents::

::he sneezes when he finishes sniffing and gets a funny look on his face::

this doesn't smell too good human! I think I'll let you humans keep your funny bad foods!

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