Math Jokes/Phrasings/Stories/Pickup lines
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Math jokes. Short and simple description. Let the joking begin!
"It's all fun and games until someone loses an i" (Our calc class's T-shirt phrasing)
"Baby, let's add me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and begin multiplying!"
"Theorem. A cat has nine tails.
Proof. No cat has eight tails. Since one cat has one more tail than no cat, it must have nine tails."
"Life is complex: it has both real and imaginary components."
"Will integrate for food"
"Q: What does George Bush complain about regarding math in schools?
A: That all the math departments offer an introduction to AlGore-ithms, and not GeorgeBush-ithms."
"Q: Do you know what the latest statistics joke is?
A: Probably..."
"In a dark, narrow alley, a function and a differential operator meet:
"Get out of my way - or I'll differentiate you till you're zero!"
"Try it - I'm e^x..."
"Too bad... I'm d/dy"
"It's all fun and games until someone loses an i" (Our calc class's T-shirt phrasing)
"Baby, let's add me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and begin multiplying!"
"Theorem. A cat has nine tails.
Proof. No cat has eight tails. Since one cat has one more tail than no cat, it must have nine tails."
"Life is complex: it has both real and imaginary components."
"Will integrate for food"
"Q: What does George Bush complain about regarding math in schools?
A: That all the math departments offer an introduction to AlGore-ithms, and not GeorgeBush-ithms."
"Q: Do you know what the latest statistics joke is?
A: Probably..."
"In a dark, narrow alley, a function and a differential operator meet:
"Get out of my way - or I'll differentiate you till you're zero!"
"Try it - I'm e^x..."
"Too bad... I'm d/dy"
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"I can't imagine getting hit by a giant rock and not being maimed or crippled or ruined" -Dusk
Logue: Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son believes if it's not there he does not have to wipe.
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Heard one from a friend in BC today:
"I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk."
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"I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk."
-A. Jermyn
Math is # |e^iπ|
"I can't imagine getting hit by a giant rock and not being maimed or crippled or ruined" -Dusk
Logue: Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son believes if it's not there he does not have to wipe.
"I can't imagine getting hit by a giant rock and not being maimed or crippled or ruined" -Dusk
Logue: Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son believes if it's not there he does not have to wipe.
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Two diverging sequences met... (it sounds so much better in Polish ^^)
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"I wish I was your derivative because then I would be tangent to your curves. "
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Epic.Greenspawn wrote:"I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk."
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Fixed.Cold Phoenix wrote:Logue has new vocabulary to attempt to score with.
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-Last year's math class T-shirt
"(Front)i^2 (Back)Keepin' it real"
"(Front)i^2 (Back)Keepin' it real"
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Top Ten Things That Math and Sex Have in Common
10. Explicit discussions of either topic is a faux pas at most cocktail parties.
9. Historically, men have been in control, but there are now efforts to get women more involved.
8. There are many joint results.
7. Both are prominent on college campuses, and are usually practiced indoors.
6. Most people wish they knew more about both subjects.
5. Both involve long and hard problems, and can produce interesting topology and geometry.
4. Both merit undivided attention, but mathematicians are prone to think about one while doing the other.
3. Saint Augustine was hostile to both, and Alan Turing took an unusual approach to both.
2. Both typically begin with a lot of hard work and end with a great but brief reward.
1. Professionals are generally viewed with suspicion, and most do not earn high pay.
10. Explicit discussions of either topic is a faux pas at most cocktail parties.
9. Historically, men have been in control, but there are now efforts to get women more involved.
8. There are many joint results.
7. Both are prominent on college campuses, and are usually practiced indoors.
6. Most people wish they knew more about both subjects.
5. Both involve long and hard problems, and can produce interesting topology and geometry.
4. Both merit undivided attention, but mathematicians are prone to think about one while doing the other.
3. Saint Augustine was hostile to both, and Alan Turing took an unusual approach to both.
2. Both typically begin with a lot of hard work and end with a great but brief reward.
1. Professionals are generally viewed with suspicion, and most do not earn high pay.
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Best one, lulz.Vinnam wrote:Top Ten Things That Math and Sex Have in Common
5. Both involve long and hard problems, and can produce interesting topology and geometry.
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I dunno, I rather like this one.Vinnam wrote: 3. Saint Augustine was hostile to both, and Alan Turing took an unusual approach to both.
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Back in algebra we had "Starving Parrot" tests.
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simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness.
Soon we shall be One...joined in the Word.