The Best Virginity-Losing Stories

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Re: The Best Virginity-Losing Stories

Post by erwtenpeller » Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:20 pm

up the butt eh?

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Re: The Best Virginity-Losing Stories

Post by Rising_Dusk » Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:38 pm

Haha, somewhere around there I guess. :p
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Re: The Best Virginity-Losing Stories

Post by Logue » Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:25 pm

Loki wrote:
But the coolest thing is that while I was waiting for her to finish, I found a bunch of back issues of Hellboy in her room, including the third issue, which is really hard to get.
This guy knows what he was doing.
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erwtenpeller wrote:up the butt eh?
Rising_Dusk wrote:Haha, somewhere around there I guess. :p
I think this is the perfect time for this quote I saw in a movie a little while ago:
Darald wrote:Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system!
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Re: The Best Virginity-Losing Stories

Post by Oxygen » Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:46 pm

Here's my story.

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Re: The Best Virginity-Losing Stories

Post by Vinnam » Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:53 pm

Oxygen wrote:Here's my story.
Rivetting.
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Re: The Best Virginity-Losing Stories

Post by Hell_Tempest » Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:57 pm

Oxygen wrote:Here's my story.

HOLY SHIT, me too!

Except it was on my desk!
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Re: The Best Virginity-Losing Stories

Post by Rising_Dusk » Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:26 pm

This has probably gone a little too far and will only digress further with time, so..
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