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Granted. Though the sudden rush of talent makes all others of who use drawing as a profession extremely jealous as you run them out of business. They then come and cut your hands off.

I wish school would just end so I could graduate.

School ends and you graduate. Hello real world responsibilities and no college fund.

I wish that the new POP had a storyline that would do justice to its ending.

There is now no ending, and thus there is now no need of a storyline, as emptiness justifies it perfectly fine.

I wish I knew what a stack dump was, dammit.

You now know what a stack dump is, however its complexities were not meant for the human mind to understand and therefore drive you insane as you ponder the reasoning and works behind it.

I wish steroids were legal...and didn't shrink your balls.

Granted. It doesn't shrink your balls, it shrinks your rod. The worst part is that nobody bothered to tell you.

I wish I could finally win at NetHack. Just once. Come on, RNG god.

You win NetHack. Doing so takes down the internet, and nobody can resurrect it. Way to go.

I wish someone told Jericho his steroids would shrink his rod before he takes them.

Wish granted...but he does it anyways (lol).


I wish that I was the ultimate hacker...

Granted, only to find out that the government has been tracking your hacking movements and SWAT and FBI bust in raiding your house and taking you way.


I wish I was irresistible to women, well more so than I already am.

You become so irresistible to women that they can't help but want you SO BAD. IN THEIR MOUTHS.

(They become cannibalistic and eat you.)


I wish I had more chips to eat right now.

You're already bloated and choke on them.

I wish that everyone wasn't so cranky. And maybe Dusk too.

Granted, no one is cranky anymore, instead they become the opposite, developing into a constant overwhelming state of euphoria. In fact so much, that they stop even caring about anything and neglect even the most simple survival needs such as hunger and thirst and eventually they all die.

I wish the government used first-person shooting games to recruit me into being some secret agent, sorta like the movie "the last starfighter"


If you haven't seen that movie, then you should be ashamed.

Wish granted, but they end up using you for a mission in which you get bombed by a C4 dog (Yes, they have those).



I wish...I wish...a wish.

xap0calypse wrote:Wish granted, but they end up using you for a mission in which you get bombed by a C4 dog (Yes, they have those).

I wish...I wish...a wish.

Who is "they" that have these C4 dogs?

Anyway...Granted, yet regardless of the wish, it was twisted and the Wish Master quickly comes to claim your soul to be tortured for eternity.

I wish hangovers were non-existent.

You drink yourself to death.

I wish I was actually good at tech support.

Done.
You get nothing but Foamy rants for the rest of your Tech Support career.

I wish to share the dreams no mortal man has ever dared to dream before.