Wish Corruption
Re: Wish Corruption
Granted. You gain power over death. However, the contract fine print stipulates that the power over death comes into affect after the other party owns your dead body, and with it all derivative works and properties. You live forever as a indentured soul searching for freedom, but never finding it.
I wish the Americanization of foreign food was a criminal offense.
I wish the Americanization of foreign food was a criminal offense.
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Re: Wish Corruption
Granted, America is now the ruler nation of the world. There is now Amercasia, Amafrica, Americurope, as well as Ameristralia. All food is now considered American.
I wish there was a right way to live.
I wish there was a right way to live.
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- Diabolical Doomsayer
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Granted, there is a right way to live. You just never uncover what it is, or how to do it.
I wish for more explosions and boobs*
*nsfw
I wish for more explosions and boobs*
*nsfw
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You get more explosions of boobs. And I mean boobs going boom in a shower of gore.
I wish for a Blessed +2 Silver Dragon Scale Mail.
I wish for a Blessed +2 Silver Dragon Scale Mail.
Can you hear them?
Re: Wish Corruption
Granted. You are a level 1 wizard that has wish scroll. You succeed in creating the item, but the experience penalty of wish drops you into negative levels. You die from having 0 maximum HP.
I wish the US had bullet trains.
I wish the US had bullet trains.
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Done.
Americas Bullet Trains are fired out of GUN stations at such speeds that your retinas detach from your optical cords.
Nice.
I wish there were more riddles...with no cheese to maze through...
Americas Bullet Trains are fired out of GUN stations at such speeds that your retinas detach from your optical cords.
Nice.
I wish there were more riddles...with no cheese to maze through...
Cruor Vult
Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion,
simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness.
Soon we shall be One...joined in the Word.
Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion,
simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness.
Soon we shall be One...joined in the Word.
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Must've just been overloaded. It's back up nowLoki wrote:Dead link is dead
There are more riddles now. There are so many riddles, everybody goes back to the "old" riddles and rethinks them. NOBODY in their right mind can solve them. You go mentally insane trying to figure out why DID the chicken actually cross the road.
I wish I wouldn't die from starvation.
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Re: Wish Corruption
You don't. Instead, you are shot.
I wish for some new pants.
I wish for some new pants.
Intellectuals are like the Mafia; they only kill their own.
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They're those jeans which got recalled for having zippers that people's privates were getting stuck in.
I wish for rainbow tables.
I wish for rainbow tables.
Can you hear them?
Re: Wish Corruption
Granted, you have all the rainbow tables you will ever need. Unfortunately you have absolutely no idea how to use them, get caught attempting futile "hacks", then become immortalized on the internet as the butt of every hacker joke that doesn't end with "Hack the gibson!", a folk song written by Richard Stallman, David Kernell, or "It's a unix system! I know this!".
I wish this couple would unexpectedly die in a way that would fuel endless cheap jokes.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... light.html
I wish this couple would unexpectedly die in a way that would fuel endless cheap jokes.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... light.html
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(I'm making an honest attempt to learn from the bottom up, and understand how everything works. Don't be so mean... The rainbow tables was something I saw and ignored because of them being hueger than I wanted to deal with.)
The cheap jokes are goatse-related. Guess how they died.
I wish that the bible was in the fiction section at the library and considered as such.
(Had a great lolfight in the library the other day over that while working. "The Bible's in Nonfiction, move it to fiction.")
The cheap jokes are goatse-related. Guess how they died.
I wish that the bible was in the fiction section at the library and considered as such.
(Had a great lolfight in the library the other day over that while working. "The Bible's in Nonfiction, move it to fiction.")
Can you hear them?
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Kurogamon wrote:I wish that the bible was in the fiction section at the library and considered as such.
I wish my horse was a shackled old man.
Re: Wish Corruption
Done! Although now he cannot survey the skies.
He is very remorseful to this fact.
I wish I had a job.
He is very remorseful to this fact.
I wish I had a job.
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Granted. Pick one from this list.http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-crapp ... -literally
I wish upon a falling star.
("It hits you" is not an option.)
I wish upon a falling star.
("It hits you" is not an option.)
Can you hear them?