Wish Corruption

[Kaome Sky Deathand]

You find it, but mourn as the file size is larger than AotZ and DoE combined. After its scrunched.

I wish this topic never started.
OH WAIT I CAN DO THAT.

I wish The Man would come around.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ_jQDfFaZI)

[Hydrolisk]

The sky is rent by the wrath of the Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse, and Death invokes his absolute rule to establish a totalarian shadow government, and every person's sins are judged, and the mighty are still mighty by their own delusions, and the humble are still humble by others' delusions, but all who are sinful are sentenced to a thousand eternities and those who are righteous stay as they are, now without anyone but themselves to be righteous to.
In the end, the Earth becomes a desolate wasteland; cold, barren, and devoid of life except for yourself. You are still alive, and you are the greatest, and you are the weakest. You are invincible, and you are vulnerable. Your mind succumbs to the infinite vastness of the universe, losing itself and forever wandering the endless cosmos without soul, nor mind, nor body, and you are god, but you are nothing; just another fantasy of the result of the system-breaking anamoly that is chaos.

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I wish this wish could wish itself a paradoxial contradiction that will cause itself to wish for me to wish this in the past and thus compltely annihilating the universe with its reality-breaking implications.

[ReDSeX]

You get a puppy.

I wish I could finish this paper.

[Cecil]

You are finished writing the paper, but it turns out that it's a polymorphed T-Rex, which has chosen you as it's next meal.

I wish for nothing.

[Vinnam]

Granted. A small black hole appears in your room while you are sleeping and absorbs you and your house before disappearing. Have fun in the cold nothingness of death.

I wish I had 1337 mapping skillz

[TheIrishPatriot]

You waste your life away learning how to make a good map. By this time, Warcraft 4 is out.

I wish for world peace. :ugeek:

(Johnny Cash fan!)

[pandamanar]

You are given a world in pieces.

I wish a meteor would hit my school.

[ReDSeX]

It breaks a school window and nothing else.

I wish I knew her number.

[Sabertooth]

Her number is 867-5309

I wish I had internet in my eyes.

[ReDSeX]

Granted, but be warned, the internet isn't the most pleasant of places. Especially when you can't hide behind closed eyes.

I wish I had her area code.

[Halnodor2]

You get "her" area code but then find out "her" is a he.

I wish for love.

[Hell_Tempest]

The next day, you announce that you finally met your true love, a man named Kurt.

I wish Microsoft didn't rape Ensemble and tell it to shut down after it's done with Halo Wars.

[ReDSeX]

Granted. It rape quote has been unfulfilled and unleashes its rape on you.

I wish my computer wasn't crap so I could pirate Spore.

[Halnodor2]

Your computer becomes great and you can pirate spore but are unsatisfied about it.

I wish I had more time.

[ReDSeX]

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Oh twink you. The world begins to swell and expand. Since it takes longer for the Earth to finish a rotation there is technically more time in a day. Consequently, the whole world begins to collapse as plates break apart and lava seeps out from the Earth's Molten core. Oceans begin to sink lower and lower as the sea floor begins to expand. Cities find themselves ruined and building foundations crumble from the tectonic upheaval.
Rape, Murder, and riots become a norm.
The world as we know it comes to an end.
All because you wanted to add a few more hours to the the snooze button on your alarm clock.

I wish I hadn't lost that limb.