Wish Corruption
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Re: Wish Corruption
You didn't lose that limb you lose a more important one.
I wish I had selective telepathy (meaning i could choose who to listen to00000).
I wish I had selective telepathy (meaning i could choose who to listen to00000).
- Hell_Tempest
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Re: Wish Corruption
You have selective telepathy, but you can only listen to homosexuals.
I wish I was CHARGIN MAH LAZERZ!
I wish I was CHARGIN MAH LAZERZ!
Re: Wish Corruption
The acid trip stops and you find yourself strung up by your ankles in a laundry room with a tramp laying on the floor. There's a large pool of blood near her crotch.
When you try and pee 3 days later your piss burns.
I wish that I spoke French.
When you try and pee 3 days later your piss burns.
I wish that I spoke French.
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You learn to speak French, then go on a trip to Paris and call up "Room Service." The woman that came up wasn't quite what you expected.
I wish I could find decent torrents for death metal D:
I wish I could find decent torrents for death metal D:
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You find decent torrents but are arrested for piracy and made an example of =(.
I wish I could finish all my homework early tonight
I wish I could finish all my homework early tonight
- Hell_Tempest
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You finish all your homework but instead of a bus a white van comes to your house, guys come and take you, molest you, and deliver you at the school, but you forgot your books.
I wish Google Chrome had decent [black/red] themes.
I wish Google Chrome had decent [black/red] themes.
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Google releases such themes but they are fugly and reminds you of a fairy princess.
I wish Hell would stop spamming.
I wish Hell would stop spamming.
Let's do what comes naturally
I'll be waiting in Haven.
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Hell stops spamming but you go insane due to the lack of work.
I wish people would post in this thread more often
I wish people would post in this thread more often
Re: Wish Corruption
They do. And all of their wishes are something along the lines of:
"I wish for nothing"
"I wish for no time"
"I wish for *sexual innuendo" snickersnickersniker"
I wish for *overused and unfunny internet meme* snickersnickersniker"
I wish she wasn't such a whore.
"I wish for nothing"
"I wish for no time"
"I wish for *sexual innuendo" snickersnickersniker"
I wish for *overused and unfunny internet meme* snickersnickersniker"
I wish she wasn't such a whore.
Re: Wish Corruption
Granted. She is now a lesbian cannibal with long scissor razor sharp like extensions on her nails. You are naked and locked in a room with her. GG.
I wish anyone who posted after me (not including me) would be unable to make a wish.
I wish anyone who posted after me (not including me) would be unable to make a wish.
Those who seek war deserve for the war to find them.
Re: Wish Corruption
Granted, but what happens next?
I wi- *BAM!*
I wi- *BAM!*
Re: Wish Corruption
Granted. You get Bam-Bam and his pet T- Rex.
I wish for a wish of a wish.
I wish for a wish of a wish.
Those who seek war deserve for the war to find them.
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The wish's wish happens to be that you suffer death by black hole.
I wish for rave music.
I wish for rave music.
Read my prose please .
An tÃrghrá Éireannach
Re: Wish Corruption
Granted. A rain of trucks filled with rave music begins to pour on your head. The debris completely destroys Earth eco system as we know it. Oh and you die.
I wish corrupting wishes more of a challenge.
I wish corrupting wishes more of a challenge.
Those who seek war deserve for the war to find them.
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Re: Wish Corruption
And it becomes more of a challenge, however, now it's too hard and you can't corrupt any wishes.
I wish that I didn't live forever.
I wish that I didn't live forever.