Wish Corruption

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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Halnodor2 » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:53 pm

You didn't lose that limb you lose a more important one.

I wish I had selective telepathy (meaning i could choose who to listen to00000).
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Hell_Tempest » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:04 pm

You have selective telepathy, but you can only listen to homosexuals.

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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by ReDSeX » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:55 pm

The acid trip stops and you find yourself strung up by your ankles in a laundry room with a tramp laying on the floor. There's a large pool of blood near her crotch.
When you try and pee 3 days later your piss burns.

I wish that I spoke French.

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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Hell_Tempest » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:38 pm

You learn to speak French, then go on a trip to Paris and call up "Room Service." The woman that came up wasn't quite what you expected.

I wish I could find decent torrents for death metal D:
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Halnodor2 » Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:09 pm

You find decent torrents but are arrested for piracy and made an example of =(.

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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Hell_Tempest » Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:44 pm

You finish all your homework but instead of a bus a white van comes to your house, guys come and take you, molest you, and deliver you at the school, but you forgot your books.

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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Loki » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:38 pm

Google releases such themes but they are fugly and reminds you of a fairy princess.

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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Halnodor2 » Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:49 pm

Hell stops spamming but you go insane due to the lack of work.

I wish people would post in this thread more often
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by ReDSeX » Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:07 am

They do. And all of their wishes are something along the lines of:
"I wish for nothing"
"I wish for no time"
"I wish for *sexual innuendo" snickersnickersniker"
I wish for *overused and unfunny internet meme* snickersnickersniker"

I wish she wasn't such a whore.

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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Deschain » Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:16 am

Granted. She is now a lesbian cannibal with long scissor razor sharp like extensions on her nails. You are naked and locked in a room with her. GG.

I wish anyone who posted after me (not including me) would be unable to make a wish.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by andriejj » Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:36 am

Granted, but what happens next?

I wi- *BAM!*

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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Deschain » Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:44 pm

Granted. You get Bam-Bam and his pet T- Rex.

I wish for a wish of a wish.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by TheIrishPatriot » Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:18 pm

The wish's wish happens to be that you suffer death by black hole.

I wish for rave music.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Deschain » Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:13 pm

Granted. A rain of trucks filled with rave music begins to pour on your head. The debris completely destroys Earth eco system as we know it. Oh and you die.

I wish corrupting wishes more of a challenge.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Sabertooth » Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:18 pm

And it becomes more of a challenge, however, now it's too hard and you can't corrupt any wishes.

I wish that I didn't live forever.

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