Wish Corruption
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You get wasted after the neck of the first one, fall down the stairs, and break your neck.
I wish for socks.
I wish for socks.
Read my prose please .
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Granted, they were your Christmas presents.
I wish that condoms, dora the explorer DVDs, sleeping pills, trash bags, and bagged ice were all cheaper.
I wish that condoms, dora the explorer DVDs, sleeping pills, trash bags, and bagged ice were all cheaper.
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All condoms, dora the explorer DVDs, sleeping pills, trash bags, and bagged ice are all now thrown into one item called 'Darwins Grab Bag' However because this has been done humanity as we know it slipped into a downward spiral of false hope and broken spanish, common death occurred with combination OD and body temperature loss from the ice, and all the condoms failed, thus resulting in mass AIDS and HIV disorders that scientist gave up on curing.
You ended life as we know it.
I wish I was a Djinn.
You ended life as we know it.
I wish I was a Djinn.
Cruor Vult
Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion,
simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness.
Soon we shall be One...joined in the Word.
Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion,
simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness.
Soon we shall be One...joined in the Word.
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Granted, you are a djin that represents pluto. Your primary element is heart. Your most powerful summon is a spider monkey that has a strange affinity for people from the rain forest.
I wish I were big.
I wish I were big.
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You become "Big" but miss out on childhood and become a child in an adults body and realize you didn't want to be big.
I wish I had more artistic talent.
I wish I had more artistic talent.
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Granted the Djin gives you artistic talent but takes away your arms and legs and sews your orifices shut. Enjoy the rest of this thread.
I wish the sky rained fire (don't care if I die though).
I wish the sky rained fire (don't care if I die though).
Those who seek war deserve for the war to find them.
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The sky rains fire, what luck that you picked up a fire resistant coat - but the fire melts the polar ice caps leading to water world - you were one of the people on the boat that got blown up.
I wish I didnt have exams.
I wish I didnt have exams.
Let the music flow through your soul
Walk the road, see the sights, cos boy, you aint coming back!
Walk the road, see the sights, cos boy, you aint coming back!
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You don't. You also don't have an education past the 7th grade.
I wish my metal chicken would stop being the butt of all my friend's jokes.
I wish my metal chicken would stop being the butt of all my friend's jokes.
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Your metal chicken is now seven feet tall and has eyes that shoot laser beams. However it knows no master and destroys humanity as we know it.
I wish the giant cookie meteor would fall from the sky followed by a milk flood.
I wish the giant cookie meteor would fall from the sky followed by a milk flood.
Those who seek war deserve for the war to find them.
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Granted, but you are a diabetic and are lactose in tolerant. So all the cookies and milk become unavailable to you
I wish I wished for something
I wish I wished for something
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Congratulations!
You've just won your very own 3 legged pony! As an added bonus we'll include this wooden stake driven half way into its skull.
Parts reattachable.
I wish for a new friend.
You've just won your very own 3 legged pony! As an added bonus we'll include this wooden stake driven half way into its skull.
Parts reattachable.
I wish for a new friend.
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Your new friend is an alien from Omikron Persei 8 who shows his affection by devouring and digesting you.
I wish for a giant rock and an umbrella.
I wish for a giant rock and an umbrella.
Those who seek war deserve for the war to find them.
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You hold the umbrella over you with joy, and thus, you do not see the giant falling rock which crushes you.
I wish for sound on my computer.
I wish for sound on my computer.
Read my prose please .
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Your speakers finally work but all you hear is lame old catchphrases. You go insane.
I wish Storm stopped eating me.
I wish Storm stopped eating me.
yuuki o misetsuketemo tsuyogattemo hitoei de wa iki.