Wish Corruption

[Thanatos]

Your wish comes true but no one likes you.

I wish Diablo 3 would come out.

[Halnodor2]

It does but it is a major let down and Blizzard loses a lot of money.

I wish my wish wasn't corrupted

[Rising_Dusk]

Your wishes stop working altogether.

I wish Hal were more creative.

[Sabertooth]

He tries, but he can't let you do that, Dusk.

I want super reading abilities!

[Logue]

You get super reading abilities, but it makes your head explode.

I wish for pants.

[Halnodor2]

You get pants but they are so tight and uncomfortable that they hurt your balls

I wish these you guys would understand you have to grant the wish but add something that ruins it.

[andriejj]

Granted, but knowing that, they get superior over you and you're totally humiliated.

I wish the weather was better this weekend (I'm going canoeing).

[Die_Dummy]

The weather gets better, so better in fact that it dries up the water where you plan to go canoeing.


I wish for mad skills that pay the bills.

[ReDSeX]

Granted. You get a crusty old hooker and suddenly find that your pimp slap can knock out a police officer.

I wish my dingaling would ringaling.

[Sabertooth]

It ringalings, but so loud that you become deaf.

I wish for an awesome hammer.

[Halnodor2]

Granted, you get your hammer but your parents take it away.

I wish I knew what I wanted.

[Thanatos]

You wish you had a lawn mower unfortunately you lose an arm in a lawn mower related accident.

I wish I Sera/Cecil would go away.

[vesuvan]

It turns out serathis was an elaborate prank played us by dusk. He has to leave, and takes with him aotz 3.0

I wish that everything that could possibly go wrong with my life does so.

[TheIrishPatriot]

You die before you can enjoy it.

I wish for licorice.

[Logue]

Licorice rains from the skies. Too bad it's laced with Anthrax.

I wish for another 12 beer.