Wish Corruption

[Blue.Frog]

You find out what matlab is, but you also find out when and how you die.

I wish that AotZ 3.00 came out.

[Hell_Tempest]

AotZ 3.00 comes out, but there are over 500 chaos bugs.

I wish "OH SHI--" The Game was out already.

[Logue]

The game "OH SHI--" comes out, but they changed direction and turned it into the next Barbie game.

I wish to have my own army of ninja's.

[Thanatos]

Your own Ninja army backstabs you.

I wish Starcraft II was out.

[Logue]

Starcraft II comes out, but they changed direction and turned it into the next next Barbie game.

I wish for my own army of undead ninja skeletons.

[pandamanar]

Your undead ninja army is attacked by a pack of teething chihuahuas.

I wish I had a girlfriend

[ReDSeX]

Hillary Clinton won't stop writing you love letters.

I wish my couch was bigger.

[andriejj]

Now it's so damn huge it has a built-in staircase and you need a towering support for your TV.

I wish I didn't have to make quadruple checkups before I'm allowed to start working.

[TheIrishPatriot]

The knowledge is too much for your brain and you live out the rest of your days in a hospital bed.

I wish for gnomes to visit me.

[Halnodor2]

Gnomes sneak into your home and offer you terrible deals for travel and vacation.

I wish I had a better corruption for this wish.

[Rising_Dusk]

You fail.

I wish for a cooler name for this topic.

[Sabertooth]

Your wish is granted, quite literally.

I wish for awesome mapping abilities.

[Loki]

You have awesome map making skills but no one likes your maps.

I wish save worked on my pokemon maps.

[Scarlet]

You finally manage to successfully save your work but your computer contracts a hard drive consuming virus.

I wish for.. world peace! >.>

[Daryll-The-Damned]

You obtain world peace but then the world is enslaved by alien overlords.

I wish I could meet Dusk and Co. in person!