Wish Corruption

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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by vesuvan » Sat Jun 06, 2009 12:18 pm

Granted. You gain power over death. However, the contract fine print stipulates that the power over death comes into affect after the other party owns your dead body, and with it all derivative works and properties. You live forever as a indentured soul searching for freedom, but never finding it.

I wish the Americanization of foreign food was a criminal offense.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Pigger » Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:37 pm

Granted, America is now the ruler nation of the world. There is now Amercasia, Amafrica, Americurope, as well as Ameristralia. All food is now considered American.

I wish there was a right way to live.

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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Logue » Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:13 pm

Granted, there is a right way to live. You just never uncover what it is, or how to do it.

I wish for more explosions and boobs*


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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Loki » Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:30 pm

Dead link is dead :o
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Kurogamon » Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:15 pm

You get more explosions of boobs. And I mean boobs going boom in a shower of gore.

I wish for a Blessed +2 Silver Dragon Scale Mail.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by vesuvan » Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:32 pm

Granted. You are a level 1 wizard that has wish scroll. You succeed in creating the item, but the experience penalty of wish drops you into negative levels. You die from having 0 maximum HP.

I wish the US had bullet trains.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Kaome Sky Deathand » Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:47 pm

Done.
Americas Bullet Trains are fired out of GUN stations at such speeds that your retinas detach from your optical cords.
Nice.

I wish there were more riddles...with no cheese to maze through...
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Logue » Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:17 pm

Loki wrote:Dead link is dead :o
Must've just been overloaded. It's back up now :D :D

There are more riddles now. There are so many riddles, everybody goes back to the "old" riddles and rethinks them. NOBODY in their right mind can solve them. You go mentally insane trying to figure out why DID the chicken actually cross the road.

I wish I wouldn't die from starvation.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Psiclone » Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:50 pm

You don't. Instead, you are shot.

I wish for some new pants.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Kurogamon » Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:15 pm

They're those jeans which got recalled for having zippers that people's privates were getting stuck in.

I wish for rainbow tables.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by vesuvan » Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:45 pm

Granted, you have all the rainbow tables you will ever need. Unfortunately you have absolutely no idea how to use them, get caught attempting futile "hacks", then become immortalized on the internet as the butt of every hacker joke that doesn't end with "Hack the gibson!", a folk song written by Richard Stallman, David Kernell, or "It's a unix system! I know this!".

I wish this couple would unexpectedly die in a way that would fuel endless cheap jokes.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... light.html
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Kurogamon » Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:13 pm

(I'm making an honest attempt to learn from the bottom up, and understand how everything works. Don't be so mean... The rainbow tables was something I saw and ignored because of them being hueger than I wanted to deal with.)

The cheap jokes are goatse-related. Guess how they died.

I wish that the bible was in the fiction section at the library and considered as such.

(Had a great lolfight in the library the other day over that while working. "The Bible's in Nonfiction, move it to fiction.")
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Logue » Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:38 am

Kurogamon wrote:I wish that the bible was in the fiction section at the library and considered as such.
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I wish my horse was a shackled old man.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Pigger » Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:40 am

Done! Although now he cannot survey the skies.

He is very remorseful to this fact.

I wish I had a job.

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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Kurogamon » Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:33 pm

Granted. Pick one from this list.http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-crapp ... -literally

I wish upon a falling star.

("It hits you" is not an option.)
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