Wish Corruption

[Kurogamon]

Someone immediately assassinates you, Sozen is tried and executed, and his son inherits his armor. You just killed Sozen. We're sad.

I wish I had every Steam game free...

[Psiclone]

You have every Steam game free, including such gems as "XXX FRATBOY THONG DANCEOFF".

I wish I had a hippopotamus instead of a car.

[Hell_Tempest]

You get a hippo but as you get on it it shits all over you.

I wish DoE was hosted more and DotA was the game poeple had to try to find.

[ReDSeX]

And suddenly everyone starts complaining about how schitty DoE is and a relatively righteous, overly-critical and lastly low-key fan base develops for DotA.

I wish that this Drank would kick in.

[Logue]

The Drank kicks in. You feel so mellow, that you don't even attempt to escape from the burning building you're sitting in.

I wish I had 8 ShamWow's right now.

[Psiclone]

All your ShamWow!s are in your heart. They absorb all the blood in your body and you die.

I wish that I had a ring made of pure sterling silver.

[Kurogamon]

Your girl blames you for being a cheapo. *Slap* (Yes, pure silver is too soft. It's still more valuable, or maybe not.)

I wish I had my tooth back.

[Dark_Humor]

You get your tooth back, but it leaves a disgusting taste in your mouth.

NOW ON TO MY WISH! I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted. Top that.

[Kurogamon]

You get it. It kills the Wish Corruption thread and makes VZ get mad at you.
Who're you anyways? Got a introduction thread?

I wish a larger variety of people would post in this thread.

[Dark_Humor]

You get the wish, but they ask the same wish that I just asked.

I wish I wasn't such a perfectionist.

[Kurogamon]

Imperfection is food without taste, art without beauty, life without essence. Do you really want that?

Okay, let's stop, someone else needs to put in something.

I wish for peace of mind.

[Dark_Humor]

You get your wish, you are now deaf.

I wish I could have less school time, more Kurogamon Stalking time.

Oh, and I will never stop, Dear...

[ReDSeX]

Jesus Christ are you two flirting?

Granted. You suck at stalking and Kurogamon knows you're looking over his shoulder at every moment. Awwkurd

I wish I had enough to get a 4 pack of monsters.

[Rising_Dusk]

Granted, but you drop the pack on the way home and they asplode.

I wish I didn't have to finish this project. :<

[Cooldood]

You dont have to finish the project, but only because your course has been discontinued.

(Something like that happened to my friend O_O)

I wish was four years old again.