Wish Corruption

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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by TheIrishPatriot » Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:42 pm

They all just get prison for life instead.

I wish I'd remember to wish more often.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Hell_Tempest » Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:01 am

You remember to wish but forget to corrupt.

I wish I had milk for my cookie.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by ReDSeX » Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:10 am

Granted. There's no glass to hold it in.

I wish there was more piss for my penny.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Logue » Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:05 am

Your penny buys your 17 gallons of piss. Don't know what you're going to do with all the urine.... :? :?

I wish my download speed was 10x faster than it is now.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by TheIrishPatriot » Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:22 am

You immediately get your new epic downloading powers. In your hurry to see just how awesome it is, you accidently download a virus. GG.

I wish I could meet Paolini and laugh at him.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by dmaargke » Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:49 pm

You meet him but discover that you are schizophrenic and he is actually your alternate personality. Have fun in a psych ward.

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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Kings_Mercy » Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:40 pm

You do well in programming 2 but then you relise your a skiier and kill yourself

i wish my wish was corrupted
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Halnodor2 » Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:22 pm

Granted, I corrupt your wish terribly unhappily.

I wish this thread went on forever
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Kaome Sky Deathand » Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:00 am

Done. XD

(I'll unlock it in a day or so...couldn't resist mates)
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Kaome Sky Deathand » Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:15 pm

Resume....

I wish they would invent something darker than black.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Rising_Dusk » Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:24 pm

They did, it's called your HEART! (xD)

I wish I could have more free time to work on maps.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by iblablaman » Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:32 pm

You have more free time for your map, but you dont spend any other time on everything else

I wish I had more ideas for wishes
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Psiclone » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:10 am

You get so many ideas for wishes you erase everything else you know, from your 8th grade math lessons to bowel control. GG.

I wish that there was a whole number between five and six.
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Halnodor2 » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:23 am

Granted, the new number is called "fix" too bad it isn't in use and is imaginary at the same time, nobody knows why.

I wish Kaome was the eternal god of being HAPPY!
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Re: Wish Corruption

Post by Logue » Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:12 am

Kaome becomes was the eternal god of being HAPPY. He also belives all non-happy people should be sentenced to death, and you're one of them. Whoops.

I wish I had more time to play all these awesome video games.
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