Wish Corruption

[ReDSeX]

Granted. You get the launched into mars because everything is free on Mars.

I wish I could find a good use for 200 dollars.

[Psiclone]

You find a use for $200; you rent a helper monkey. The monkey finds a gun and shoots you in the face while you sleep.

I wish that Genobee became real and was friends with me.

[ReDSeX]

Granted. He's starts talking behind your back and spreads all these horrible rumors about you and your one night stand with a corn dog.
You even made him promise not to tell anyone.
You said it was magical; that's what I hear at least.

I wish my stomach would calm itself.

[T.s.e-kun]

Your stomach calms itself, but your ass suddenly starts dancing to an unhearable rumba rythm.

I wish for chocolate.

[iblablaman]

You get chocolate, but it is poisoned and you horribly die

I wish I had lots of money

[VZBushkiller20]

You get a lot of money. For a while everything is great. Everybody want's to be your friend, you can afford whatever you want. Then the feds arrest you for identity theft.

I wish I could fly.

[Halnodor2]

Granted you can fly. But only down

I wish commercials were more frequent.

[Psiclone]

Commercials become so frequent that they transcend television and infiltrate normal life. In a sense, life becomes a commercial.

I wish I had a glass of cold milk.

[Logue]

You get a glass of cold milk. The small amount of milk in your glass has now become the last remaining liquid on Earth, and you're hunted down by the government so that they can attempt to clone your magical glass of milk, and in the process you're assassinated.

I wish I didn't have to go to work, but would still get paid.

[dmaargke]

Granted. You are now paid 1 cent a week and can never have a job again.

I wish I could sleep for the next 2 days straight.

[TheIrishPatriot]

You do. You also miss the most epic party ever, which is held at your house. Have fun cleaning up.

[VZBushkiller20]

you need a wish Irish

[Hell_Tempest]

^I luld

I wish I had cookies.

[Halnodor2]

You get your cookie but its dry and you have nothing to drink with it HAHAHAH!

I wish I better friends.

[ReDSeX]

You better your friends but at your own expense. Say goodbye to your dignity and your college fund.

I wish the next 5 people's wishes weren't corrupted in a way where the corrupted isn't killed.