Wish Corruption

[Logue]

You get AotZ 3.00. It is now morphed into it's own game, and doesn't require Warcraft 3 to play. It is now also subscription based. It's subscription is "flexible", as it's a set 15% of all money you receive in a month.

I wish I was taller.

[Purple Drake]

Your head gets taller, and the rest of your body shrinks.

I wish i had leadership skills.

[Logue]

You get leadership skills. You also never get the opportunity to use your leadership skills for the rest of your existance. Whoops.

I wish there were more smilies to use.

[Psiclone]

You get so many new smilies to use that they smother you and you die.

I wish I could have four arms.

[iblablaman]

Your two extra arms have their own control and kill you

I wish politicians wouldn't lie that much

[TheIrishPatriot]

Politicians tell the truth. The truth is so horrendous, there are riots in the streets.

[dmaargke]

Loki fails for not wishing.

I wish I had an actual mouse rather than a touchpad.

[TheIrishPatriot]

You have an actual mouse. It scampers away, and within a few months, your house is infested.

I wish you'd get my name right.

[TheDeathstalker]

He speaks your True Name, and now has power over you.

I wish I didn't spend so long commenting on hero suggestions.

[iblablaman]

You don't take so long to comment on heros, unfotunatly the quality of your comments goes down drasticly

I wish for knowledge

[vesuvan]

granted... now you know It.

I wish Bill Gates' new company would compete with Microsoft directly.

[Logue]

Bill Gates' new company compete directly with Microsoft. It booms even BIGGER than Microsoft, and somehow managed to buy control over the world. Everybody bows down to the new ruler of Earth; Bill Gates'. Oh and he probably makes you kill yourself for his amusement.

I wish I could think of more wishes.

[AnemicRoyalty]

You think of more wishes, unfortunately these include the permanent popularity of DotA, Pop-Punk, Ska and emo music, as well as the earth's atmosphere turning to cheese.

I wish the entire human race was significantly more intelligent, industrious and ethical.

[Rising_Dusk]

It happens, but then those who once were skilled, including yourself, are no longer ahead of the game since now everyone is equally competent.

I wish that I had more free time.

[iblablaman]

You have more free time, unfortunatly people bother you so much you cant use it at all

I wish I could draw better