One Word War

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One Word War

Post by The Colonel » Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:46 am

Hurray for another mundane thing on the One Word Story Forum!

In short, counter the person before you with a single word, then attack the person after you with something. Technically not one word, but one idea. Sniper Rifle, Swarm of Bees, etc...

Let's see how well this goes!

None (I'm first, nothing's attacking)

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Re: One Word War

Post by Logue » Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:22 pm

Helmet

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Re: One Word War

Post by Psiclone » Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:27 pm

Underground Bunker.

Chainsaw Bear.
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Re: One Word War

Post by The Colonel » Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:55 pm

Stone Wall

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Re: One Word War

Post by RadON » Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:17 pm

FORTITUDE SAVE +

MAGIC MISSILE!

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Re: One Word War

Post by ReDSeX » Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:49 pm

Real Missile

Penis

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Re: One Word War

Post by RadON » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:16 pm

Vasectomy

HIV/AIDS
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Re: One Word War

Post by Cold Phoenix » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:51 pm

Abstinence.

Hippies.
Your move.

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Re: One Word War

Post by Rising_Dusk » Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:38 pm

Marijuana.

Time.
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Re: One Word War

Post by ReDSeX » Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:56 pm

Eternity.

Warcraft

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Re: One Word War

Post by Hydrolisk » Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:43 am

GUI
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JASS
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Re: One Word War

Post by The Colonel » Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:32 am

((Well you guys got the offense part down, I just don't understand all the defenses you employ. But oh well, most of them make sense.))

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Re: One Word War

Post by Oxygen » Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:08 am

Patience

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Re: One Word War

Post by Hydrolisk » Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:35 am

Emo.
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LAGCANNON!!!!111000110112
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Re: One Word War

Post by ReDSeX » Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:15 am

Alt+F4

the Mexican border

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